The floating Duckhouse

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 00:10

I have seen it, love it and want one....



Do you think I can claim it as a deductable expense on my tax return?

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 00:17

Only if its your second home...........if not just flip it ?

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 00:21

I just knew I could rely on the forum for a reason. Can I quote you?



Cheers Turtle. x

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 00:32

So how comfortable is a "duckhouse"

Bet its like sleeping on a water bed..................not that I have ever used a waterbed you understand





Yes you can quote my name Tara.........walk into the fees office and qoute Turtle that should do the trick they all all idiots in there anyway !

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 00:48

Better still claim that you have a mortgage on it and collect mortgage payments

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 00:50

Turtle "So how comfortable is a "duckhouse""

I don't really know. I will have to ask the ducks (another deductable expense). I hadn't thought of that. Thanx. Mind you, I will have to get a moat now as well! I hadn't thought of that either......



Water beds are good. You should get one. This is the "noughties" you know.











Yes you can quote my name Tara.........walk into the fees office and qoute Turtle that should do the trick they all all idiots in there anyway !

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 07:42

You are all just jealous of me...what a ludicrous thing for that idiot Steen to say....

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 07:51

wat the hell is a floating duckhouse or am i ansering my own question

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 07:58

i was thinking the same thing { but then again i don't get out much }

Simbas

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 10:07

Its what one MP claimed for on his expenses.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 10:14

For pity sake , is this for real ???

Simbas

Sunnycee


Joined: 18/05/2009
Posts: 192

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 10:19

unfortunatly yes!

duck houses are not tax de DUCK table

sc

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 10:22

he must be quackers, building a house in a flood plain area.luckily he forgot to declare it as his second home.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 11:00

Which WEBBED site did you find that on , ?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 11:06

Message 12. That's very funny ) Or as the Ducks say, Quack Quack )

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 11:32

ok, whilst we are on the subject of ducks, here's a joke.



Q, How do you make a duck sing ?











A, Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.......boom boom.

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 12:55

The government has just spent £300.000 on a study to find out which water is best for ducks, result was they should have clean water. This is not a joke it was in the newspaper yesterday and discussed on the Wright Show yesterday.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 12:59

There were four ducks that got arrested while messing around at the pond.

The judge orders the ducks to come in one at a time to speak their piece.

The first duck comes in.

What's your name,son?", the judge asks.

"Duck", replied the duck.

"What are you in for?" the judge asks.

"Well, I was sitting at the pond blowing bubbles, and the cop came by and arrested me."

The judge said "O.K., send in the next duck."

The next duck came in. His name was "Duck,Duck", and he told the exact same story as the first duck.

After his examination, the judge asked for the third duck to be sent in. The third duck's name was "Duck,Duck,Duck", and he told the same story as the first two.

Finally, the judge sent for the fourth duck.

As he came in, the judge said,"Let me guess...Your name is Duck,Duck,Duck,Duck...right?"

The duck replied,"No sir, my name is Bubbles."

Rogerdodger


Joined: 24/04/2008
Posts: 271

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 13:25

The MP in question was interviewed on the radio, he stated that he has done nothing wrong, and that everybody was just jellous, however Cameron has told to step down before the next election.



The only one reason these MP's are sorry, their sorry for getting caught



RD