Joke --- Always wear underwear in public......

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 16:39

-------------------- especially when working under your vehicle.





From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple



who drove their car to a local supermarket,



only to have their car break down in the car park.



The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.



The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.



On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.



Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts,



his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.



Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,



quickly put her hand UP his shorts,



and tucked everything back into place.



On regaining her feet,



she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. :-0



The RAC mechanic, however,



had to have three stitches in his forehead.

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 16:41

Priceless Navek, Thanks



Cooper

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 16:45

I will have to remember to wear them every time I go out now. Shame but dont want the same thing to happen to me if my car broke down, then again I wouldnt lay underneath (well not the car anyway)

LOL

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
22/05/2009 17:06

smithy behave.good one navek xxxx

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 00:38

Disguted.!!!!

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 08:34

"Disguted", Jock?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 08:52

Yes, its Filth!!!!

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 09:17

Anyone want their car fixed ?

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 11:45

Watch it Smithy!!!!

ismet

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 12:15

getting my hands slapped soon Ismet LOL

johnhard


Joined: 23/05/2009
Posts: 2

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 12:22

lol thats very hilarious.

john

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jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 13:16

OK, i will refrain it, Disgusted...lol thanks Keith...

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 13:17

Rephrase it, even...

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 15:30

Smithy,

What happened to that lunch that somebody mentioned? I have not got any details. Is it for everybody or just for a group?

ismet

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 15:35

Hi Ismet

It is on the Events and also on the Forum under Early Summer meal at Guido's Everyone is Welcome

its on Friday the 5th of June at Guido's at 12.30pm please let me know or post it on the forum so far we have 20 members coming so will be a great afternoon, will be lovely to meet you

Sheila (smithy)

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 16:19

What actually was wrong with the car?

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 16:26

I think its fairly obvious it was a loose nut !!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 16:27

Or a leaking sump!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
23/05/2009 21:30

When did this happen..........