Some Funny Insurance Claim quotes

taraspring


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
27/05/2009 00:35

If you've ever had to fill in an insurance claim form, you'll know it can be a test of your descriptive powers. As these genuine insurance claim quotes show however, it can be more testing for some than others!



"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood and realised the car was on fire, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket"



"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought"



"The guy was all over the road - I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him"



"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car"



"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull"