Joke - Old Timers!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
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Message Posted:
27/05/2009 01:41

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'



Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'



OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'



‘Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'



A police officer sitting near them heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.



The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.



Cont....

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
27/05/2009 01:42

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..



Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.



Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.



The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.





After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.





So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'





Cont......

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
27/05/2009 01:42

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

simbas



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Message Posted:
27/05/2009 06:44

Very funny , thanks

smithy


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Message Posted:
27/05/2009 07:05

Great joke thanks for that

sheila

jock1



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Message Posted:
27/05/2009 07:40

Filth!!!!............................

Sunnycee


Joined: 18/05/2009
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Message Posted:
27/05/2009 08:16

very funny!

sc

scoobydoo


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Message Posted:
27/05/2009 13:42

I can't stop laughing!!!