silly but true facts!!!!! lol

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
02/03/2008 17:43

hi guys

i thought instead of posting just serious and helpfull posts i would post these silly but true facts just for a laugh and some of them put a smile on my face, tell me what you think



If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the sea?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm ....)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that .)



Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, will they live a lot longer)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure .

(What about that pig??)

lesleyb


Joined: 27/02/2008
Posts: 126

Message Posted:
02/03/2008 17:59

Well done UKturk, you`ve cheered me up no end, I enjoyed reading all of them, unfortunately I happen to be left-handed although I was led to believe if your left handed it`s a sign of intelligence!

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
02/03/2008 18:06

hi lesley

im glad i cheered you up, dont worry because im left handed aswell and its defo a sign of intelligence!!! but i would say that

regards

ukturk

Milou


Joined: 15/10/2007
Posts: 425

Message Posted:
02/03/2008 18:23

I was born left-handed but nuns in boarding school made me write with my write hand (they had a very persuasive method of doing this) so what does this make me?

Regards

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
02/03/2008 18:32

What about a lion crossed with a pig!

elenia


Joined: 24/01/2008
Posts: 28

Message Posted:
02/03/2008 20:13

Ambidextrous Milou?



Entertaining post ukturk - thanks for sharing!

lovelife


Joined: 07/07/2007
Posts: 231

Message Posted:
02/03/2008 20:56

Very entertaining,



Just what is needed to make me smile as suffering from the dreaded tomorrow back to work blues.



LL

ronaldo


Joined: 14/11/2007
Posts: 372

Message Posted:
02/03/2008 21:57

Merhaba ukturk tesrker ederim benin adim ron

alaismarladick

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
02/03/2008 22:09

thanks guys

i thought this would put a smile on your faces!!!! lol

ronaldo im imprssed your turkish is good

regards

ukturk