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taraspring
Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571
Message Posted:
09/06/2009 17:41 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 4 in Discussion |
| "MALE VS. FEMALE"
....... AT THE CASH MACHINE!
A new sign in the Bank reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
Continued.... |
taraspring
Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571
Message Posted:
09/06/2009 17:43 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 4 in Discussion |
| 7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
(Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth!!!!)
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to
its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
Continued..... |
taraspring
Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 571
Message Posted:
09/06/2009 17:45 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 4 in Discussion |
| 17. Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on mobile phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 kilometres.
27. Release Parking Brake. |
billyboy1
Joined: 01/06/2009
Posts: 590
Message Posted:
09/06/2009 17:52 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 4 in Discussion |
| PMSL....and i'm a woman !!! |
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