Start of a new pandemic

HAPPY FEET


Joined: 18/07/2008
Posts: 416

Message Posted:
11/06/2009 10:58

I went to a dinner party last night, where I, and other guests, enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol. I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.



From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating condition is very serious- and it appears this is not an isolated case. Reports are flooding in from all around the neighborhood of others diagnosed with Wine Flu.



To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down. However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately hire a DVD and take some Nurofen [Nurofen seems to be the only drug available that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu].



Others are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases.

HAPPY FEET


Joined: 18/07/2008
Posts: 416

Message Posted:
11/06/2009 10:59

Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period. If not, then further application of the original liquid in similar quantities to the original dose has been shown to do the trick.

Good luck, hic!

decanddyl


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 792

Message Posted:
12/06/2009 23:32

warning !!! Wine flu has a nasty habit of rearing it's ugly head time after time

Sunnycee


Joined: 18/05/2009
Posts: 192

Message Posted:
12/06/2009 23:36

Happy Feet

OMG! Im supposed to be going to a dinner party tomorrow night - do you think I would be wise to cancel?

ps hope you feel better soon!

sc

everon


Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 956

Message Posted:
12/06/2009 23:38

sounds much the same as vodka virus, really bad, but hey ho ! mines a double ! serefe !!!!! x

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
13/06/2009 10:17

Happy feet

Still not as dangerous as man flu as this will remain forever as the NO 1 life threatning Influenza.. And unlike wine flu it it goes away only at weekends and on golf days just to rear it's ugly head againcan last for months at a time!!!