Kev & Dee's BBQ (21 / 6)

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
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Message Posted:
21/06/2009 09:40

Just been round Garry Monger's house to borrow his vibrating poker....



Heard his missus limbering up for the karaeoke round Kev and Dee's house later on today....



With vibrating poker in hand, hearing her singing "if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me" sent shivers round my spine, and i dropped the vibrating poker on my foot.....



See everyone there - there is 10 TL for anyone that can make my ever miserable missus smile.....

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 09:43

HIYA Nick wish we could be there with you all. have a great time and get mrs m singing xx

negativenick


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Message Posted:
21/06/2009 13:26

Nearly ready to leave, just knocking a banker up for the missus's foundation.....





Looks like Garry Monger's missus is deffo going - wonder if she'll be able to beat her "11" in the who can eat the most burger's competition.....





she once ate 9 mars bars in one go.....

negativenick


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Message Posted:
22/06/2009 03:14

Well - we are back !!



Top do Kev and Dee....



The real disapointment of the night was that Garry Monger's missus only managed to eat 10 burgers, after last weeks 11......



She has promised a week of vigerous practicing, ready for the next BBQ..



Highlight of the evening was Lee doing Elvis - certainly had Garry M convinced....

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
22/06/2009 07:51

Dee and Kev

I am so sorry to have missed by the sounds of it a GREAT BBQ

My Sister and myself went out the night before and she had eaten something that didnt agree with her, and therefore up most of the night bad the next day, otherwise I would have loved to be there, and many thanks for asking us. After all I said about not having a BBQ for ages then I go and miss the best one.

Sorry Dee see you on Friday

Sheila xxxx

negativenick


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Message Posted:
22/06/2009 13:40

Smithy,



You missed a treat....



Garry Monger's missus singing "lay your hands on me" did it for me.....

smithy


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Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
22/06/2009 13:44

Nick, then I did miss the best, she must have a wonderful voice, must go with her figure

See you all Friday

sheila

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
22/06/2009 13:50

Nick



Can't you post some pics??









On second thoughts,.... I'm not on the 'widescreen',......





Rob

negativenick


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Message Posted:
22/06/2009 16:08

you'd need a bigger screen than widescreen....

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
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Message Posted:
22/06/2009 19:46

Thanks nn for your kind comments...Smithy you missed a corker of a do lol...kev took pics ...the star of the evening was not mrs monger (unusual I know) but lee and negative...Lee you are a treasure and what an superb impression of Elvis..



Nick we are commisioning a special microphone for you ...one I can switch off you were even worse than me lol.



btw folks nn is now addicted to Karaoke..we had to drag him away from the mic...even his missus had tears in her eyes.. ))))))))

deecyprus4


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Message Posted:
22/06/2009 19:49

Once again a very special thanks to Andy..a true star ..he entertained us all superbly..a true showman. x

smithy


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Message Posted:
23/06/2009 10:58

Dee it sounds like I missed the BBQ of the year,

Will see you on Friday, is Caroline and Alan coming as you didnt reply when I asked before, must be the wine.

will have to get my act together on Thursday and let Liz know how many,

Take care

Sheila xx

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
23/06/2009 12:26

Thanks Dee and Negative for the kind comments, my wife thinks Im a treasure also, ( somthing old and rusty thats been found at the bottom of the sea) also thank you to the other fans there, thank you Dee and Kevin for inviting us, and big it up for the music man Andy P, always on the ball, except not quite so hot when he,s been on the local paint stripper , the one they sell in vodka bottles.Top man Andy, Negative did Karaoke, I wasnt suprised Ive known him 20 years and he was a regular at the Thorns. in Quarry Bank, Nr Dudley, where he would park his Porsche outside and nip in for a quick John Travolta and a Jimmy Osmond number. It was a bit of shock when Gary Mongers missus threw her knickers at me I thought the tent at the local fish market had collapsed, I hear that Negative is, having a bit of a do soon, everyone is welcome , please bring some Fizzy drinks, and does any one have a spare Jelly and Blamounge Mould, oh and please bring some games.

smithy


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Message Posted:
23/06/2009 13:43

what sort of games Johhny

sheila

JohhnyLee


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Message Posted:
23/06/2009 16:13

HI smithy, I will confirm with Negative , but may be Kerplunk, Mousetrap, one of those balls on a string that you knock around a pole, and perhaps musical statues. I will get some ideas when I speak to Negative ( if he ever speaks to me again) actually h,es such a good sport that I think he will. But in the meantime I think he will be appearing at a few of the local Karaoke bars, He will probably head for the ones that do a free buffet

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
23/06/2009 16:16

JohnnyLee. NN sounds a bundle of fun - Kerplunk, Mousetrap, one of those balls on a string that you knock around a pole, and perhaps musical statues.',



Does he play with Gary Mongers missus

AndyP



Joined: 18/04/2008
Posts: 517

Message Posted:
23/06/2009 19:27

Hi All



Took me so long to make a comment as I have only just sobered up!!



Thanks for the comments about the entertainment. Always try my best but one thing I guarantee next time is that James does not pour any of my drinks!!!!! How ill was I when I got home...You don't want to know!



Thanks Kev & Dee for another great BBQ.



Nice to work with Elvis, although his helicoptor nearly blew all my equipment away as it landed and he made his grand entrance.



Big up for Negative "I am addicted to Karaoke" Nick. Nice that he bought his daughter with him....He He He



Great day. Thanks to everyone who was there. If these get any more popular we will have to start selling tickets.

smithy


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Message Posted:
23/06/2009 22:04

Just count me in anything for a laugh

sheila xx

negativenick


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Message Posted:
24/06/2009 09:06

mes 17 - i have had to lie down in a dark room to get this kareoke think out of my system...





i woke up yesterday singing "i'm all shook up"........

negativenick


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Message Posted:
05/07/2009 19:14

i have to admit that i've bought a kareoke DVD now, so watch out that fat bird down the curry house......