St. Patrick's Day

OllieD


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 14

Message Posted:
17/03/2008 02:15

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVERYONE !

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
17/03/2008 05:45

same to you ollied

livethedream


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 455

Message Posted:
17/03/2008 08:03

Top of the morning!

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
17/03/2008 11:00

Guiness is good, all the best.

stevie-d

jmg171


Joined: 19/05/2007
Posts: 183

Message Posted:
17/03/2008 11:15

Catholis church has introduced " A low fat Holy Communion" I cant believe its not jesus!!! he! he!

Happy paddy's Day to All.

I will wet the shamrock later today!! hic ! hic !

jmg

SteveAustin



Joined: 10/03/2008
Posts: 202

Message Posted:
17/03/2008 21:08

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He asked God, "where were you?".

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction & proudly pointed downwards through the clouds; "Just look what I've made". Archangel Michael looked puzzled & said, "what is it?"

God replied, "it's another planet but I've put LIFE on it. I've named it Earth & there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America & South America. North America is going to be rich & South America is going to be poor, & the narrow bit joining them - that's going to be a hot spot.

Look over here. I've put a continent of whites in the north & another one of blacks in the south. Then the archangel said, "what's that green dot there?".

"Ahh" God said "that's the Emerald Isle - that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on earth; Beautiful Mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, & an exquisite coast line. These people here are going to be great craic & they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be playwrights & poets, singers & songwriters. I'm going to give them this black liquid which they're going to go mad on & for which people will come from the far corners of the earth to imbibe.

Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration but then seeming startled proclaimed: "Hold on a second, what about the BALANCE, you said there was going to be a balance.. God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the neighbours I'm going to give them"

gottheyips


Joined: 28/12/2007
Posts: 444

Message Posted:
17/03/2008 22:10

To all you landlords ,



did you not miss a trick, "St Patricks Day", no turns on , and for the first time in over 40 years I stayed at home!! broke my wee heart so it did.

gottheyips


Joined: 28/12/2007
Posts: 444

Message Posted:
17/03/2008 22:11

To all you landlords ,



did you not miss a trick, "St Patricks Day", no turns on , and for the first time in over 40 years I stayed at home!! broke my wee heart so it did.

jmg171


Joined: 19/05/2007
Posts: 183

Message Posted:
17/03/2008 23:00

Very good steve austin !!!

jmg