An Aussie Love Poem (men say the sweetest things )

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 993

Message Posted:
18/03/2008 16:24

Who said Australians

weren't romantic?

Of course I love ya darlin

You're a bloody top-notch bird

And when I say you're gorgeous

I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there

No sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now

The moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footy's on

And fetch another beer.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 3112

Message Posted:
18/03/2008 23:38

Orangekissie,



If you are OK with this, you could be the very woman I am looking for!



I love the TRNC and the people living there.

I'd give you all the luv i've got, If I only had some hair!



sad but happy!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 3309

Message Posted:
19/03/2008 09:57

oh oh orangeKISSIE !!!!!!!! whats going on here then ?? great ode by the way ,

have a good day , pat

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 993

Message Posted:
19/03/2008 10:33

;) ;)



Karen

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 993

Message Posted:
19/03/2008 10:34

ok, the first two icons were "wink" icons but we've only got access to the "lol" icon by the look of things.

Karen

pollytat


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 86

Message Posted:
19/03/2008 15:10

Like me you could not have had a headboard for the first ten years.

Polly