Mrs Monger and the Mongerettes

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
02/07/2009 14:02

Well i suppose it had to happen, after her Sucess on the Kareoke at Dee's BBQ, Garry Monger's missus is considering forming her own "girl" band, the Mongerettes.....



A bit like the birds off the "shiela's wheels" advert, but a tad larger.......



Mrs M is now looking for 3-4 "larger ladies" to fill the position, who obviously have good singing voices....



if interested, post your contact details, weight and dress size for Mrs M to ponder.....

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
02/07/2009 14:09

Nick - does Mrs Monger have a 'minimum' weight/dress size for possible band members? I appreciate that there wouldn't be a maximum limit.



Thanks.



J

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
02/07/2009 14:53

minimum circa size 26, no maximum !

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
02/07/2009 14:57

Oh bloody nora what have I started )))

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
02/07/2009 15:18

Hello Nick,



I hear suzzane, Juliet and Cywhinge are in the big league you are looking for.

They have performed as a trio in the past for and are greatly adored on cyprus-forum......under the name of " The Sadista Sisters"



Hope they can fit the bill......please no thanks for putting the ladies names forward.

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
03/07/2009 21:33

Hi Patrick



They must have dual identities, Pikey and his backing group, Suzanne, Juliet and Cyprus Whine were known as Me Mumble and the Mingers when they had their big hit * Dream*

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
04/07/2009 09:32

Mongers not mingers, Hatti !

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
04/07/2009 10:13

Depends on who you,re talking about Nick !!!!

SaraP


Joined: 30/04/2008
Posts: 295

Message Posted:
05/07/2009 08:09

Hoping to join the Mongers group. I am now increasing my intake of burgers, chocolate biscuits, fries. Munch munch as I type. That's 5 packets of chocolate digestives down the hatch followed by 2 litres of coke so far. Just off to have my toast..A loaf of bread with lashings of butter. I shall be in contact with Mrs Monger very soon once I have become a lard ar5e.