Thursday's joke of the day

HAPPY FEET


Joined: 18/07/2008
Posts: 416

Message Posted:
02/07/2009 19:14

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan

desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water,

he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a

small stand, selling ties.



The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'



The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They

are only $5.'



The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need

water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!



'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want to

buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.

If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will

find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'



Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he

staggered back, almost dead.



'Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!'

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Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
02/07/2009 19:42

Nige



Leave Hans alone. He's offered to do the computer work for the blood bank started by Nurseawful and trust it's F.O.C.



Richard

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
02/07/2009 20:20

It cannot be the same D C surely ?? Maybe we have an imposter ,like the Mongers imposter !! Maybe it's the same one !!!!!!!!!! Oh , shock , horror surely not !!!!

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
02/07/2009 20:22

RE msg 3, Littlenige: one can disgree with real, honest people - but they cannot be ridiculed. Only double-faced people (one face on this board, one face on that board) can be ridiculed. But they usually do it themselves.

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
02/07/2009 21:03

RE msg 6: Not worth more than a short comment. I neither discuss issues nor debate with people who always need URL's and copy/pasted quotes from others to score a point. But, I admit: you're a great Googler.

HAPPY FEET


Joined: 18/07/2008
Posts: 416

Message Posted:
03/07/2009 11:07

It's a bit like Harry Hill on this thread FIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
03/07/2009 11:14

msg 8...don't you mean more like Benny Hill!! hahaha



DD

HAPPY FEET


Joined: 18/07/2008
Posts: 416

Message Posted:
03/07/2009 16:54

Good Old Benny used to say > “I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.”