Male Escorts Required

Romance


Joined: 06/07/2009
Posts: 3

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 15:29

Male Escorts required for new high class travel business. Age range 35-50. Applicants must be well dressed, have good social skills and be open minded. High earnings potential. For further information, please contact us at: bluemountain17@hotmail.com

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 15:42

Travel business??? Is that what they call it nowadays???



DD

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 15:48

"Applicants must be well dressed, have good social skills and be open minded."

I don't know any bloke in TRNC who fits that description Brit, Turk or TC!!

Brits are open minded but forget the rest.

Turks may be well dressed and, if they speak English, have good social skills. But open minded?

TC's may be the best of a bad bunch with a little bit of all of the above.

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 15:53

Mr Spider wants to try his had at this job...but i said think of the tax you will need to pay as a high earner,PLUS..I wont let him.....hes all mine.





Spider,X

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 15:56

Spidey, i doubt he would want to.....you're more than enough woman for him....don't think his ticker could take anymore!! LMAO



DD

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 16:10

Now thats got me rolling around on the floor,thanks i just cant help laughing...god knows what LMOG stand for..







Spider,X

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 16:17

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! you are a one, spidey!! it's LMAO not LMOG, and it means laffing my ass off!!



DD

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 16:24

Male escorts were once the butt of dirty jokes. Today they're the trendiest way for single women to enjoy a good night out with no strings. Go for it girls )

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 16:28

AHHHHHHHHHH....Mr Spider tied up...bets no complain.





Spider.X

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 16:38

beats working for a living,i'd be up for it if i was single!! what a dog eh. lol x

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 16:47

i have just filled this position, so lads please don't feel jealous, ladies if you want to email me.. feel free.....

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 16:47

lol....all men are dogs...or at the very leaset, dog wannabes!!!! ROFL



DD

cyprusairsoft



Joined: 22/06/2009
Posts: 2066

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 18:30

its when the girls want extras your gotta perform lol

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 18:37

Don't you require any female prostitutes, errm I mean escorts? Isn't this discrimination?

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 18:41

What do you need to escort to travel with.Im sure the lovely ladies in the TRNC can find thier own males

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 19:35

Hey, i wouldn't mind some all expenses paid for trips.....rofl



DD

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 20:10

WoW



What ever happend to sleepy old TRNC



the island is waking up i think!

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 20:17

Thats coz i am back zerochlor!! lol btw...sorry i didnt come and get the dongle, but as i was on my way, someone else offered me one for 50tl....couldn't refuse it... sorry...



DD

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 20:23

3 years past your age criteria but full head of hair, Blue Badge Paris Tour Guide, a cupboard full of 'Kamagra' and a couple of the 'weekend' ones, but that's overtime! Any chance?



Richard

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 20:37

how are we to be paid normal bank or sperm bank

Chegwin


Joined: 24/03/2009
Posts: 775

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 20:50

I have an open mind. In fact if you talk to me I hear echoes!



Chegwin.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 20:57

Chegwin



'Is there anyone there'!



Richard

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 20:58

"Male Escorts required for new high class travel business. Age range 35-50. Applicants must be well dressed, have good social skills and be open minded. High earnings potential. For further information, please contact us at: bluemountain17@hotmail.com "



Blimey, I think I failed miserably on this one. Age 35-50. Well at 67 I don't stand a chance. I suppose with the help of some botox, a nice black wig and all new porcelain teeth I could knock off 10 years but still over the limit. Is there no relaxation on this rule please?



Well dressed: I can have my shirts and trousers ironed more often but in the summer it must be short trousers. Only yesterday the poor policeman standing at the door of Famagusta court tried to prevent me from entering because I was wearing short trousers. What, in this economic crises it was all I could afford!! He gave up in the end but I enjoyed the argument.



Good social skills. what does that mean? If it means lighting her cigarette, its something I hav

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 21:05

ctd.

its something I have never done in my life. If it means opening the doors for them, well it all depends on how she looks.



Open minded. Now that is the key word me thinks. All you people with dirty minds got it all wrong. Of course you must have an open mind. Just agree with everything she says and be nice to her. Talk about Cyprus problem, politics, nature, naturist, sex...ooops, not supposed to say that. Good luck to all successful applicants and don't vforget to apply for a work permit. I bet that will be easy enough on the basis of a shortage of labour in this sector.

ismet

Chegwin


Joined: 24/03/2009
Posts: 775

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 21:07

Richard.

Who said that? Who said that? Who said that?



Cosmic.

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 21:08

er Izet, i hate to break this to you doll, but i really don't think it matters what you talk about, in fact i think you'l find talking is the last thing you would be doing!! ;)





DD

CarrieRBag



Joined: 23/12/2008
Posts: 1374

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 21:10

Well now I feel as though we girls are being left out! How about Female Escorts? We can cook, clean and do the ironing and all it will cost is an unlimited credit card! Fair swop I'd say (joke of course)

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 21:15

DD



'Izet' not sure to whom you are referring too! elucidate please.



Richard

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 21:20

Brinsley, i meant Ismet...oops!!



DD

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 21:25

Message 19



Richard



have u got a cupboard full also!

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 21:29

DD



Well, he could approach a young female in semi darkness at an appropriate venue and whisper gently in her ear as he slowly puts his right arm across her shoulder and say," Would you like to feel old age creeping on"! A good opening for a 'chat up line'?



Richard

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 21:37

hehehe, thats cute Richard!!



DD

CarrieRBag



Joined: 23/12/2008
Posts: 1374

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 21:50

(Msg 31) OMG, the line my husband used.....not really

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 21:55

hahaha Carrie.....busted!! Poor bloke, at least he tried!!



DD

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 22:04

Romance,

Do you have a set of rules for the would be escorts? I suppose wining and dining is part of the deal and eventually she pays for it but how is it done? I mean it does not look nice if she takes out the money from her bag and pays the bill. So how is it done? Does she trust him with her purse or does she gives him enough pocket money for the evening? Just curious, that's all





ismet

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 22:13

On a previous posting many full moons ago somebody (I think a forum moderator) put on a link to an Oz singer named Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson. It would be very appropriate for this thread however, stupid computer illiterate me does not know how to do it! "Do you .... first date, does your Dad own a brewery" Very funny song.



Richard

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 23:14

I notice that 'Romance' who initially posted this thread has not interjected at all in reply to the many postings. Maybe an undercover Interpol investigation into the perverts that have responded, myself included! Okay, okay so I tried to apply for the job but didn't receive an application form even though my Curriculum Vitae was ready, it's a fair cop Guv!



Richard

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
06/07/2009 23:54

Richard,

Are you not over 50? You do no qualify. If your application is accepted, then I insist that my application is processed properly too.

ismet

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
07/07/2009 00:01

Ismet



Who doesn't embellish their resume? It's called eloquent bullshit! What one does for a date and paid as well!



Richard

treemancyprus


Joined: 13/08/2008
Posts: 82

Message Posted:
07/07/2009 01:32

Hmmmm - well, I can fit all the pre-job interview requirements (only just on the age thing!) - but is this an 'escort' thing? - anyway, surely they most important thing is - is it necessary to speak Turkish - Turkçe oğrenmeğe çalışıyorum - I'm working on it, but I'm not sure I could do a whole evening of 'sweet-talking' in Turkish (i.e. gosh, you're wonderful bullsh*t)

so, from what nationality does the 'customer base' derive from? -



I suspect that, like most things on this forum, anything like this original posting is a wind-up. If not, like I said, I qualify. And I'm not married, either (i.e. living a cyber-space dream world, like so many saddos we seem to come across)

Romance


Joined: 06/07/2009
Posts: 3

Message Posted:
07/07/2009 09:59

Re: message 40. No, this is certainly not a 'wind up'. I do not propose to post further details but full information will be sent to anybody who responds. There is certainly no illegality here that I am aware of. It is not necessary to be able to speak Turkish, in answer to another post.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
07/07/2009 10:24

Romance



Only your second posting and you're on the defensive! How does one apply as there is no contact address, email or telephone number. So we don't see job description profile etc etc and you wont answer questions or reply to any query. You're obviously very experienced in recruiting staff!



Richard

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
07/07/2009 10:36

Brinsley,



Seems you do not have the right attitude for the job and rude to the lady.



Romance, I will work for free for the first 6 months, expenses only. I have all the required skills needed in my tool box.



await your call,



T.

sheffpants


Joined: 10/09/2008
Posts: 353

Message Posted:
07/07/2009 10:36

Brinsley



see message 1, its at the top...



;-)

BobbyX


Joined: 13/07/2009
Posts: 1

Message Posted:
13/07/2009 11:47

Hi,

I'm interested in this job. Can You write me more details pls?

Regards - Bobby.