Gary Monger & his missus - do they exist?

trishyj


Joined: 07/08/2008
Posts: 77

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 01:07

I am sure that this question has been asked of NN before - are the Mongers real people? I don't mind if they aren't because the posts concerning them always make me smile!

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 08:44

Of course they are, they are alive and well living with Elvis & Michael Jackson here in TRNC

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 09:33

Trish,



Of course they do !! - they make me smile too and i've known them for over 30 years....



They are regulars at the Tumba bar in Esentepe - also look out for my new neighbour, Ernie "ten bellies" Wilkinson and Ernie's Missus....



You are welcome to attend "Kebab Fest" being held at Gulen Kebab in girne, very soon....





Nick

BigMart


Joined: 26/02/2009
Posts: 423

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 10:18

Who gives a s**t about the Mongers, wether they exist or not, put something usefull on here not your ''in'' jokes aimed at a few saddos who don't seem to have a live outside cyber space.



This forum is supposed to be supplying information about TRNC not your imaginary friends.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 10:25

Oh joy !!!

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 10:29

Well BigMart

You took the time to post on here, so you must also live inside the cyber space

dont knock it, the Mongers are lovely people

Harold2555



Joined: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 10:38

Big Mart



Where does it say that this forum is exclusively about information on TRNC. It's a forum for people with an interest in TRNC yes but also other interests including socialising with others. The topics are going to be varied but guess what you don't have to read them all (unless you are a mod that is).



This forum still provides one of the best sources of information on TRNC and is a real community that has differing outlooks just like a physical community.



You and your viewpoint are most welcome as a member of that community.





Harold

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 11:13

mess 4 - Big Mart - i'll mention what you said to Garry when i see him - i'm sure he'd like to meet up with you to put you right.....



Mess 7 - Well said Harold.....

Aysesdaddy



Joined: 21/03/2009
Posts: 392

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 11:26

LONG LIVE THE MONGERS- I think there should be a National Mongers Day. When is the Kebab Fest? Great if it was when we were over!

BigMart


Joined: 26/02/2009
Posts: 423

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 11:26

Would love to, have you got the balls ?

Harold2555



Joined: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 11:35

Excellent, the forum community in action two residents of North Cyprus are planning to meet up and it seems to me planning on playing bingo or some sport with balls.



This can be the only reading of these posts as anything other might suggest aggressive behaviour and the members concerned wouldn't possibly be suggesting that.



Harold

trishyj


Joined: 07/08/2008
Posts: 77

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 20:32

So Nick - when is the Kebab Fest - is this a kebab eating competition for Mrs Monger?

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
11/07/2009 20:38

trishy - mess 12 - not sure of the Date - mrs M is sparing each day with Ernie "ten bellies" Wilkinson....



once they've cracked 12 in 1 sitting, i think we could be ready to get Kebabfest'd up....



Watch this space (or one just like it..)

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
12/07/2009 14:02

they are at the Tumba at the moment, if you are interested in meating them...

Aysesdaddy



Joined: 21/03/2009
Posts: 392

Message Posted:
12/07/2009 14:49

Will the fest be put on youtub

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
12/07/2009 15:12

For someone who never has a good word to say about this forum Big Mart certainly seems to read most of the posts, before moaning about them,each to their own I know but if it,s such a crap bulletin board I wonder why he bothers with it.

BigMart


Joined: 26/02/2009
Posts: 423

Message Posted:
12/07/2009 15:21

hattikins,



get your facts right !



There are plenty of helpful, genuine, nice people who use this forum but there are also a lot more who act like a self appointed mafia to monopolize the majority of posts and post inane, sycophantic drival.



'If the cap fits'

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
12/07/2009 15:50

Yes Mart there are quite a mixture of people on here, as in life, some of them just happen to have a sense of humour and enjoy a bit of harmless banter.

Geoff


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 1370

Message Posted:
12/07/2009 17:26

I reckon they must be GC infiltraitors!

trishyj


Joined: 07/08/2008
Posts: 77

Message Posted:
12/07/2009 17:40

Oh no I've missed them at Tumba - would take too long to get from plymouth to Esentepe - private jet in for a service!

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
12/07/2009 18:42

mess 20 - sorry Trish, they have gone home now !

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/07/2009 10:10

negativenick great start to the day my family are still in bed and im sitting on my terrace in the sun splitting my sides bigmart enjoy laugh a little.

Chegwin


Joined: 24/03/2009
Posts: 775

Message Posted:
13/07/2009 10:41

Mrs. M definitely exists.

Rolling back from the Tumba yesterday I saw her and saw her and saw her and saw her then my eyes were sore so I never saw her.

Takes one hell of looking at does that girl.



And Bigmart

Any idea on how to join the self appointed mafia ?

Chegwin

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
13/07/2009 20:02

The Mongers are at Shayna beach bar....



Look out for a lady who looks like that bird of Eastenders....

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
13/07/2009 20:28

Nick - do you mean 'Hev' (Heather)?



J

trishyj


Joined: 07/08/2008
Posts: 77

Message Posted:
13/07/2009 22:00

Or did you mean big Pat?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/07/2009 22:05

Or did you mean Mo )

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
14/07/2009 00:09

Oh you are all getting me laughing agine and i am on the floor legs all a going, Poor Mr Spider wonders what the hell i am laughing at,then he gets the mop out..ta clean up after me.!!! laugh i near on we me self...notice i say near on.!!!



Thanks..Spider,X

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/07/2009 00:20

spider, your'e not incontinent are you ))

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
14/07/2009 00:30

Who are the Mongers anyway and where do they live.Do they sell fish for a living,

Paul.

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
14/07/2009 00:34

God dodger they live here the TRNC....ya must know where that is.??????





Spider.X

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
14/07/2009 00:36

Spider,

trnc never heard of it mate,

Paul.

trishyj


Joined: 07/08/2008
Posts: 77

Message Posted:
14/07/2009 00:54

If they are Fish 'Mongers' does this make Mrs Monger a fishwife?

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
14/07/2009 01:03

they are very much alivei I have hAD the pleasure of trying to serve them. She is one hell of a lady who can take these jokes but she is lovely as is her long suffering hubby. XXXXXXX

trishyj


Joined: 07/08/2008
Posts: 77

Message Posted:
14/07/2009 01:05

Lilli - is there a cryptic message in that you were 'trying' to serve them?: )

dodger



Joined: 29/07/2007
Posts: 1895

Message Posted:
14/07/2009 01:05

Lilli,

Good to see you posting again do the mongers live in Tatlisu,

Paul.

Chegwin


Joined: 24/03/2009
Posts: 775

Message Posted:
14/07/2009 08:40

dodger

They could do.

There are some bloody big lorries pass my door every day on the way to town. Could be Mrs. M going shopping!



Chegs

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
14/07/2009 09:34

hi trishy you caught me out. hiya dodger they live out that way i beleive xxxx