Jeremy Clarkson......For Prime Minister?

britvic



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Message Posted:
19/07/2009 21:45

think Jeremy Clarkson should be Prime Minister...................Here's why





Quote: "As we know, the Labour Government loves introducing new laws. Since they came to power 12 years ago they have created 3,700 new criminal offences. And introduced a new rule every day.

Everyone's fed up with it. You. Me. The Police. Even the Judges.

It's reached a point where you are allowed to go to Switzerland to kill yourself. But if your children go along to hold your hand, they will be prosecuted.

And you try selling a grey squirrel or importing a Polish potato, or "disturbing" a packet of eggs.

All of these things are illegal. So is weighing a herring incorrectly.

I read this week they will force couples, by law, to have a cooling off period before they are allowed to divorce.

oh for gods sake. If someone finds his wife in bed with a cricket team, he doesn't want to be told by some Westminster nitwit with a side parting how long he has to wait before he can split up.

You want a cigarett

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 21:46

cont.......in a.Spanish restaurant? Well go ahead.

This is because politicians in France, and Spain, and especially Italy, have better things to do than dream up idiotic new rules and silly government departments to enforce them.

They have got their mistresses to look after, their expense to fiddle, their hookers to service and their shiny new cars to buy.

Then there's Sarkozy in France. He became president and within the blink of an eye the missus has been replaced with the glorious Carla Bruni.

Here our politicians are expected to stick with their hideous wives and behave like monks. That's why they have so much time on their hands to boss us about.



You have got to love him, he really says what he thinks!



Vicki

newscoop


Joined: 23/12/2007
Posts: 2197

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 22:26

Top man!



Him and Richard Littlejohn.

batterboy58



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Posts: 442

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 22:29

I'll vote for this

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 22:37

I love Littlejohn, he is the ONLY person in Britain who tells it like it is. I will post on here Littlejohns column next week for people in NC, I will print it myself rather than send people to a link.



Vicki

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 22:37

Impossible, his wife, Liz would be destroyed by the gutter press.



Richard

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 22:46

Vitbric ...I suppose you want The Hamster as Minister of Transport and James May as Minister of Sciences...Come on you can do better than that load of idiots. It will be Jonathan Ross for Pope next....

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 22:54

No Coachie, none of those will do, we just need people with guts who will say what the rest of us dare not! How the heck are you anyway?





Vitbric

Coachie



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Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 23:12

Hi Vicky..thought I might get a reply.Been a bit busy of late but otherwise everything is OK.Enjoyed my holiday and the golf with arry,real nice fellow..Tells me when it was too late that you were over at the same time,plonker or what!!I think we will be back next year but probably a bit later on ,September/October time would suit me better,not so bloody hot then. I can assume then that things at your end are fine??Might catch you on the chat line sometime ta ta...

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
19/07/2009 23:54

He He ,

Didn't take long for the Labour Party fan club to arrive...............Coachie me owd son you need to get out more.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
20/07/2009 00:25

ph my god is it really that bad. Im hearing ester Ranszen jonna lumley now jeremy. Celebs running the country. Why not Sir Bob Sting he wants to make an impact on the enviornment and Bono. They will change the world maybe along with britvic suggestions. Could we do worse if they vote you and me in xxxxxxxxxxxx

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
20/07/2009 00:27

Lilli.................................the next iron lady



You will get my vote my lovely !

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
20/07/2009 00:32

Lilli



What is needed is an arrogant, egoistical, megalomaniac fascist. May I propose myself?!



Richard

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
20/07/2009 00:34

Oh Turtle thank you is that a compliment. Im not hard enough as you know but you thinking I have that strenght of character thank you . Brins You would sort the world out xxxxxxxxxxxx

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
20/07/2009 11:59

Well if we are going to sort out a new Prime Minister here, who would any one else nominate?





Vicki

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
20/07/2009 12:01

Me!



Richard

ROBnJO


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Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
20/07/2009 12:18

BE AFRAID!,.. BE VERY AFRAID!,...





It's looking more & more likely that the next PM could be:









PETER MANDELSON!







That would be the end of life as we know it!



Rob :-(

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
20/07/2009 23:07

robnjo..if he is the next leader/prime minister then I will vote Tory,did you read that TURTLE..God they are scraping the bottom of the barrel if they are thinking that...

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
20/07/2009 23:25

Coachie my owd son I have documented that statement and would gladly escort you to the polling station to see you put your mark on the slip and then retire to the windmill for a few sherberts ..........on me !





I knew we would convert you in the end

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
20/07/2009 23:43

Mandleson?



Why not vote for Jeremy Thorpe..........at least he [as well as Captain Kirk] knew when to ask Scottie for more thrust!!

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 00:29

Britvic, Seems that you've got your soap box out , Clarkson for pm...not really serious are you? You having a hot flush? Your normally the voice of reason but now even your spelling has gone astray, calm down girl pour yourself a drink and put your feet up. Best wishes.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 00:33

I'm waiting beside the telephone waiting for the call to do my duty!!!!



Richard

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 00:46

Are you an English man Richard, if so I will vote for you.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 00:50

Oh hell girls watch your bra size now. U cant be serious

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 00:54

Am I eligible, two and a half passports (NZ, UK, Carte Sejour), single, but could resolve that one! I don't think I'd appeal to the masses but thanks for your support! Maybe I should change my mask!



Richard

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 00:58

No sorry Brins to rule Blighty you have to be Scottish................ and a pratt as well !

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 01:02

Turtle



I pass on the latter, but could change my accent on the first criteria!



Richard

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 01:07

MSG 26...he might not be scottish, but he seems to have everything else in the bag!! Brinsley for Prime Minister!!





DD

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 08:23

Well whoever it is its got to better than what we have now or the Former Tony Blair and his ugly mouth wife of his

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 09:36

Piers Morgan..............

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 13:14

Eager, "Britvic, Seems that you've got your soap box out , Clarkson for pm...not really serious are you? You having a hot flush? Your normally the voice of reason but now even your spelling has gone astray, calm down girl pour yourself a drink and put your feet up. Best wishes."



How very dare you pick up on my spelling? Rofl, we are all allowed a slight discretion. Where did you end up staying in NC by the way?



Vicki

parky


Joined: 13/06/2009
Posts: 182

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 14:01

Richard Hammond could be chancellor, James May foreign secreatary and Stig minister of transport

Lambousa Gordon


Joined: 03/11/2007
Posts: 1992

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 15:10

Watched a great film yesterday: "in The Loop" (available at the DVD Shop in Alsancak).



All about a bumbling Minister and how the Downing St Press Sec (read Alastair Campbell) bullies him into supporting a war in the Middle East with no appreciable evidence of WMDs etc.



Stars Peter Capaldi, James Gandolfini and Steve Coogan. An extremely cutting British comedy with perhaps more than a smidgeon of verisimilitude.

NatAless



Joined: 31/03/2009
Posts: 789

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 21:39

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/jeremy_clarkson/article2326687.ece

NatAless



Joined: 31/03/2009
Posts: 789

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 21:42

have a read of this!



http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/jeremy_clarkson/article5992555.ece

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 21:56

And your reaction is?

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 22:06

There is only Clarkson ....or maybe also Pikey that can get away with churning the same old rubbish out over and over again !

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
21/07/2009 22:26

Turtle..SHOULD I EVER DO THAT MA MATE IT WILL COST YOU MORE THAN A FEW SHERBERTS.....

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
22/07/2009 00:20

Vicki, ok let you off with a minor spelling discretion, but do try to keep your standards up...theres a good girl. Had a very nice time at the Pia Bella thank you very much.