(Joke). My new Car.

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
25/07/2009 11:15

I bought a new Ford Fiesta and returned to the dealer yesterday because

I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio

was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.



Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind'

replaced Willie Nelson.



I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,

'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.



Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car,

but I swerved in time to avoid them.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen,The Prime

Minister of Great Britain"



Damn I love this Car......





Tootie

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
25/07/2009 11:17

Priceless !

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
25/07/2009 11:18

very good tootie must try it with mine xxxx

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
25/07/2009 11:55

Tootie

That's was great in fact hilarious, and so TRUE )

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
25/07/2009 18:03

Was that the joke Clarkson has just got told off about ?

Very Good one though

Tootie


Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037

Message Posted:
25/07/2009 18:19

Wanderer i dont think so.

This is a copy from Yahoo news about the recent trouble he's in now! Ha Ha





Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson is at the centre of a new row about insulting the Prime Minister.

He used the c-word to describe Gordon Brown in not-for-broadcast comments during the recording of this week's episode.



It is understood it led to Clarkson - who had to apologise to Mr Brown after calling him a "one-eyed Scottish idiot" earlier this year - being confronted by BBC2 controller Janice Hadlow at the recording.



The pair had a "conversation" after the incident on Wednesday, but she did not ask the presenter to apologise.



According to the Guardian, an eyewitness said Clarkson, 49, was talking about Government policy and said: "The reason you can't do that is because Gordon Brown is a c***."





Tootie