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Mr Vince


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Just read on line that Ulrika Johnson, the origional Martini Girl.....Any Time Any Place Any Where, Anyone?....has just had a boobjob reducing them from 38I to a 38D. She stated that she now has the breasts of a 16 year old. I think that she should give them back to the 16 year old in case she stretches them out of shape



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Well all I can say is £11k well spent !..



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PaulW



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Mark - as someone wrote in today's paper:



"Didn't know they were throwing in facelifts with breast reductions these days"



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Brinsley


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One BSH not enough for you Poms!



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whats a BSH?



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Brinsley


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Sam



'British Standard Handful', always look for the kite mark!



Richard



mmmmmm



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Did you know that Ulrika's nick is "4x4".. 4 kids by four different partners ?!



If a guy does that he is either "respected" or bankrupt in maintenance... ;)



Brinsley


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It's a Scandinavian thing! Something to do with the outset of weather!



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RedSnapper


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Always thought she had nice Chesticles without modernising `em?



spider


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She said after four kids they were hanging to her knees.nice place to rest em when shes sitting..



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smithy


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spider

Trust you to say the right words )



Brinsley


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spider



Her name is Ulrika not Dina!



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Mr Vince


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Spider, can you imagine wearing shorts while they hung to her knees? She could have tucked them into a pair of socks. I have a similar problem because I have to wear long socks too.



Turtle


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I saw this pic in yesterdays "Sun"......if this is recent the she should demand her money back



Jugs like spaniels ears !





http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2552024.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=2552024



Brinsley


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Turtle



Well, she has been around the block a few times!



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spider


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Thats right Richard and milked a few on the way round,by the sounds of her,



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Turtle


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Milked a few !!.............she certainly got the udders for milking



Brinsley


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spider



Plenty of cow fields yielding milk in Sweden!



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CyprusChill


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Ulrika ka ka ka ka ka ka



Nice arse,



How's the weather ???



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re 15 Turtle



>>I saw this pic in yesterdays "Sun"......if this is recent the she should demand her money back .

Jugs like spaniels ears ! <<



Hope you are never "famous enough" to warrant being targeted for attention to get an "off moment" shot by this illustrious newspaper!



Turtle


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No Mark I will never be "Famous Enough" to be targeted by this comic, however if you seek infamy then you leave yourself wide open to criticism !



Brinsley


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mmmmmmmmmmm



Must be expanding his horizons by reading the 'Sun'!



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smithy


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But hey you cant knock the rest of her body, after 4 kids she looks great



Mr Vince


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Looks great....wonder how many tins of touch up sray was used ?



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