I would like to enlighten all on this board

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 16:40

My photograph on this board shows me with a glass of read wine in my hand and I have noticed in the last few weeks that this seems to depict to some posters that I am a wino or an alcoholic.This very far from the truth.I was on holiday at the time and attending a anniversary party and was having a nice time with not a care in the world bothering me.I would suggest some of YOU try the same thing,works wonders,but you are all so worked up about how much money you are loosing,or you might have to pay some more tax for something or other its a wonder some of you have not had mental break downs. Chill out for Gods sake and enjoy life,its short enough as it is without your stress ful laden lives make it any shorter. I gave up worrying about anything after I had my heart operation and I enjoy every single day of my second chance. At least I have a photo up there for all to see,and not hiding behind a blank space. Some of you cant even put down the correct information that is asked of you...

Pearlbayer


Joined: 06/10/2008
Posts: 204

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 16:43

Having a bad day Coachie ?? Chill out with a glass of "read" wine....

burty1987


Joined: 21/07/2009
Posts: 79

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 16:46

Pathetic! You don't need a space after Coachie and the ??.



And one full stop would have sufficed!

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 16:47

Pearl bayer..not abad day at all just come back from the golf club after apleasant round of golf and a CUP OF COFFEE. Do apologise about the spelling mistake,but I am not alone in that department am I..Would not do if we were all perfect would it.

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 16:48

coachie



does it really matter what you got in your hand.



its possible the forum is full of closset drinkers who hide there weakness to a regular tipple.



i hope ur next foto will show you with a bottle or red in your hand! not a glass!

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 16:53

Burty1987..Your reply is some what "puzzleing" perhaps you could elaborate. You profile page is what I was on about. No info about you whatsoever,just that you are Burt,or should that read Burk...

Pearlbayer


Joined: 06/10/2008
Posts: 204

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 16:55

Looks like nobody can take a joke on here. Don't give a monkies what you have in your hand, what you are drinking now, where you have just come from or what you're spelling is like. Sorry to have upset you and burt , burty or cazim.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 16:58

Zerochlor..Ah Well,thats what they cannot see,it was in my left hand out of the shot...No really it just tisses you off from time to time,that people have to keep taking the michael.Yet the very same ones get upset if you say the slightest thing out of order about them..

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:02

Pearlbayer..My reply was not intended to be offensive.I saw the funny side of your reply but obviously my attempt at humour was not very good.

burty1987


Joined: 21/07/2009
Posts: 79

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:03

Post 3 was aimed at number 2.



I come here for advice on Cyprus, not to read people correcting people's spelling, I think it is sad and pathetic.



Sorry the hear that you wish to learn more about me and I have not shared this information with you.



Name: Ally

Job: Trained Plumber/Chip Shop Owner

Age: 21

Email: tottenham2009ATgmailDOTcom



I am single, and I am coming out to Cyprus at the end of the year, Most of my family live in the Eskele region.



Would you like to know anything else?

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:05

Coachie



I think you are directing a lot of criticism towards me. No worries, I drink beer everyday, need too in this heat! No harm meant but with a glass of wine in your hand, does lend itself to conclude that you like a tipple!



Richard



PS The Laithwaite offer too good to ignore!

Pearlbayer


Joined: 06/10/2008
Posts: 204

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:11

Yes Burty I would like to know if you have a sense of humour. As I stated I was joking. British sense of humour perhaps you don't possess this yet.

burty1987


Joined: 21/07/2009
Posts: 79

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:17

I do posess this thank you very much just I find people on forums who find the need to mention spelling mistakes to be very sad and rather annoying!



It isn't even funny.....or is it to you "British"?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:21

Away ya wino, it will be meth's next.............

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:25

Brty1987..I do apologise.Thought your initial reply was aimed at me but now that you have explained I can see the sense in it. It was his way of telling me not to be concerned about what was being said..I hope you will accept my apology..hope you enjoy your life in TRNC.



Brinsley...It was not aimed at you specifically as you are not the only one.Hope you drink water as well as beer. I can only drink 3 units a day because I had major heart surgery 5 years ago. Yes I do enjoy a couple of glasses but that does not make me an alcoholic. Like i said We tried Laithewaites for a couple of years and did not always lioke the selection they were sending so we packed them in.Nexttime they send us one of these "please comeback" leaflets I will have another look. Still say that Lidls Chilean takes some beating for the price...

Pearlbayer


Joined: 06/10/2008
Posts: 204

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:25

You just answered my question Burty, you don't.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:28

Jock..Have you tried the meths?? Can I get in Lidl,s for less than£3.20 abottle otherwise I will stick to the wine.Tried your Effes when I was out there and it is very pleasant...

Pearlbayer


Joined: 06/10/2008
Posts: 204

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:29

You are long time dead Coachie, you drink whatever pleases you. I do but luckily I quite like some of the cheap wines. Always said I had no taste.

stavroscyprus


Joined: 30/05/2009
Posts: 78

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:41

think couchie has been up all night counting helicopters

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:42

coachie take no notic love. you drink what you please. a coulpe a day can benefit your heart. I have been accused of the same by a sad person on hee who does not know me. you take care my friend xxxx

harita


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 1343

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:44

Think he got home from the golf club .. Pissed .. Having the coffee to sober up ..

stavroscyprus


Joined: 30/05/2009
Posts: 78

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:47

think he was up late drinking with lilli and her illegal workers

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:52

Hey Coachie and Lilli............................Save one for me...........Clink (hick!) Stavros there is no need!





Vicki

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:52

Stavros



Get back to your ouzo!



Richard

stavroscyprus


Joined: 30/05/2009
Posts: 78

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:57

richard you are so master ful



britvic could your photo not been taken from further away?

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 17:58

In South Africa, the winos/tramps buy a loaf of uncut bread, remove the crust at one end, then pour in the meths and catch it in a cup at the bottom...apparently the bread acts as a kind of filter.....trouble is, they tend to eat the bread after!!! Anyway, just a little suggestion in case anyone fancies trying it out!!



DD

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 18:32

Just for the record, I notice my photo shows a glass of beer in the foreground. I'd just like to point out for the record that I don't drink pints of beer everyday either.



Its actually Strongbow!



(And for fellow cider aficeindos, Starling sells Strongbow 500ml cans at 2.60 TL each)



And as far as I'm concerned, the definition of an alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks just as much as you do.



Lem

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 18:47

Lem



Your glass in your photo is empty!



Richard

clarets



Joined: 08/01/2009
Posts: 752

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 18:49

Coachie....the impression wasn't from the glass of wine .....it was from the picture of your face!

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 19:37

Ooooh coachie, you being depicted as a 'whinno' never!!!, put a bottle of scotch in yer hand then we will all know what you drink, bugger the glass of wine, man. xxxxxxxx

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 19:57

Clarets ..nothing wrong with the expression.It is of a person who was enjoying the event. Your photo does not do you justice considering you are a MD,you look more like a football hooligan...

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 20:58

enjoy coachie , whatever your tipple lol ,

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 20:59

Harita ...I will treat that remark with the comtempt it deserves..



Stavros..You want to be careful about saying people employ illegal workers,could cost you alot of money if you have no evidence to back it up with..I am quite surprised that you know what a Helicopter is.Oh,I bet you had one of those toy plastic ones when you still wet behind the ears and mummy was taking you to school...

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 21:07

Tiss a nice photo Coachie dont change it,and you seem a nice sort..





Spider,X

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 21:21

Well thank you Spider. I have no doubt somebody will want to know what you have been drinking.Watch this space..

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 21:23

perhaps true..but most know what i do drink.. xx









Spider,X

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 21:27

HeHe all this attention Coachie......you will be after 6ms popularity title next !











By the way mate nothing wrong with a drop of red keep having a few units

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 21:33

Isn't ANYONE just a little bit grossed out by my message No26...??



DD

PaulW



Joined: 20/07/2009
Posts: 651

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 21:39

DD - no, not really. I do it all the time



Coachie - I'm sure that those of us on here with a modicum of sense (not many, admittedly) know that you do not have, in any way, shape or form, a problem (with drink or anything else, for that matter). Don't let it get to you.



PS Although I must admit, I do find your political leanings a bit difficult to get my head round but, they're your beliefs, you're entitled to them and I admire your principles.



All the best.



Paul

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 21:42

DD



Absinthe makes the heart....................blow up in flames!



Richard

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 22:45

burty msg 13, it should be "feel the need to mention spelling mistakes" NOT "find the need"

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 22:52

PaulW..I have the same problem with other peoples political beliefs..goes both ways.. Thought for one moment DD was suggesting something to me.Only thing I use meths for is a little stove my late father in law made during the war. Because I am a Socialist Paul it does not mean I believe in all of their policies,some are downright ludicrous and no decent socialist would let them get away with it...

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
28/07/2009 23:07

Hoi..you Cheadle misfit when are we going to have a drink..Oh.sorry you have to work for a living not like us rich retired pensioners. Hope all is well in the cottage mate ..catch you later.. ME win titles are you mad or something..

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
29/07/2009 01:10

Lemtich, that's a bloody big glass, and it's empty, so

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
29/07/2009 02:15

Coachie my lovely friend sttick up for your beliefs and your values. Difference makes the world go around. We have here many times in differnt guises. Lets all hope we dont encounter that stavros. I cant beleive I typed his name when I told tne other Lilli I wold not. Coach we love you and they can try as they might to pull us down

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
29/07/2009 07:25

Coachie, You stick to a couple of glasses of red wine everyday one of the Heart Surgeons I worked with a few years ago in Scotland actually recommended this after heart surgery. So now we can call it your medicine!!

Enjoy,, life too short as it is not to.

chris

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
29/07/2009 12:36

Nurseawful..I asked my Surgeon was it all right to have a drop of red wine and he said no more than 3units a day.So I said if I did not drink during the week could I have it all at the weekend.I cannot write his reply,I would get banned...

rocky


Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749

Message Posted:
29/07/2009 12:41

I wonder what he is doing with his other hand, any ideas?

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
29/07/2009 14:22

Rocky..That is the burning question????

clarets



Joined: 08/01/2009
Posts: 752

Message Posted:
29/07/2009 15:06

Coachie...Msg 32."football hooligan" eh ? Judging books by covers is a very difficult occupation and one that can cause problems for the observer ! Suffice to say that appearances can be very deceptive.

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
29/07/2009 15:18

An MD clarets, I thought you were a vicar

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
29/07/2009 16:29

Coachie



Good on you for putting them right!



There's nothing wrong with a bit of a tipple.



My Grandmother lived off Cig's and Mackeson,... died at 102!







However,.. your lifelong allegiance to the Labour Party does give rise for serious concern,......





Rob

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
29/07/2009 22:21

Rob..mylife long allegiance to the labour party does not cause ne any more concern than any tory party members allegiance to their party..They both have there right and wrongs.As ihave said before because i am a socialist it does not mean i believe in all their policy decisions. some of the tory supporters on this forum are in for a rude awakening very shortly.. well I do not smoke any more packed in 5years ago,so with a bit of luck I might emulate your grandmother.



Clarets..touchee monsuire(pardon the spelling if is wrong)



Minertor..A vicar!!you obviously have not been to Specsavers..

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
29/07/2009 23:58

Coachie beleive in what yo stand for and keep your principles. Thats what made you the man you are xxxxxHow can anyone think clarets is a vicar he is one intellegent guy and before anyone jumps on me no disrespect to vicars bt we only know our resident one here. I love to read clarets posts because of his career.I dont know Minetor yet xxxxxxxxxxxx