Could this be the answer to the 'Hair of the Dog'. Not 1st April

boglefan



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Message Posted:
06/08/2009 14:40

Know its not the Financial Times but this article was in the Business Section of the Daily Record along with photo of a very happy dog.

"WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN THE PUP"

A beer has been launched for thirsty dogs. Man's best friend can have a bottle of their own down the pub.

The non-alcoholic "Dog Beer" uses malt barley extract and tastes of beef.

It costs £1.95 for a 33cl bottle. Small dogs should only drink half a bottle a day."



Just wanted to share that snippet and get a few thoughts on it. Probably the ones that will arrive later in the day when a few Effes and wines have been taken.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
06/08/2009 14:43

I tried some of that recently. On the way home I cocked my leg up at every Lampost. Took me two hours to walk half a mile. )

proger1



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Message Posted:
06/08/2009 14:44

I know they are supposed to mans best friend but I get upset when the wife takes a sip of my beer.



Before any one else decides to point it out, Yes I am Scottish, ha ha never had that one before ;-))

boglefan



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Message Posted:
06/08/2009 14:58

Keep it going, I am starting to cheer up already.

Irene

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
06/08/2009 15:00

Just remember when you drink it, try not to 'woof' it down and drink it slowly. )

proger1



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Message Posted:
06/08/2009 15:01

What I would be really interested in is how you convince the friends you meet in the bar that the dog is now part of the round ???

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
06/08/2009 15:05

What happens when it's the dog's turn to pay and he just 'poodles' off somewhere to hide.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
06/08/2009 15:10

A man with a dog walked into a pub. The landlord said, "Sorry Sir, no dogs." Bluffing outrageously, the man said "I'm blind,.. its my Guide Dog". The landlord looks doubtful and said, "But its a Yorkshire Terrier." The dog owner put on a look of astonishment and said "What? But they told me it was a very small labrador!"

No1Doyen


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06/08/2009 15:12

A man walks into the bar with his dog. The bartender immediately tells him that no pets are allowed. "But this is a special dog", the man replies. "He can talk".

The bartender- "Yeah Yeah I've heard it before ...roof roof...bark bark."

The man- "No, really he can talk. As a matter of fact he can read!. I'll bet you £50"

The Bartender- YOu're on.

The man takes 50 pence out of his pocket, tosses it to the dog and says "Go get a newspaper"

A half hour goes by and the dog still hasn't returned. The bartender is ready to collect his £50 when the man says they must look for the dog. They walk out front and see his dog across the street humping a poodle. Running across the street the man yells at his dog..."What are you doing, you've never done this before!"

The dog replies "I've never had money before!"

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
06/08/2009 15:24

Bill



You're barking mad!



Richard

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
06/08/2009 15:49

Richard



That's 'ruff' coming from you........ ) )