Wife swap party

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
04/04/2008 18:28

I once went to a party and I swapped my wife for a socket set!



Came away with a real bargain and a big smile on my face.....



Can anyone better that ?

debsi


Joined: 29/03/2008
Posts: 1

Message Posted:
04/04/2008 20:50

if my husband swapped me for a socket set i would sock him one .i'm surely worth a set of spark plugs too!!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
04/04/2008 20:53

Hi Tiggy,



I am open to offers.....camels socket sets, cuddly toys.



OK you win........where do you swant her delivered?

wynyardman

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
04/04/2008 21:19

I swoped mine for a drum kit!!!!!!

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
04/04/2008 21:26

Well girls we could always swap our men for a good rabbit

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
04/04/2008 21:30

Would never swap my wife she is my rock,my bar of gold,my best friend and she is watching me writing this,

Have a great week-end,

Paul.

larry f


Joined: 29/01/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
04/04/2008 21:32

Good idea Karen,



I swoped my man for a cockatiel!!!



Theresa

TimothyCadman


Joined: 13/12/2007
Posts: 1040

Message Posted:
04/04/2008 21:32

My wife swopped me.......for another woman.

pollytat


Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
04/04/2008 21:39

I would not swap my wife for anything she just told me I can't.

Polly

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
05/04/2008 00:03

Theresa



Sure it was a cockatiel and not a cockatoo? (or 3!)

ukturk



Joined: 01/09/2007
Posts: 1974

Message Posted:
05/04/2008 00:45

hi guys

many years ago when i was younger my whole family went to tunisia and while we was on a boat trip in sousse a arab came up to my dad and offered 10 camels for my mum because he said my mum had good child bearing hips, he declined the offer then a few years later my mum divorced my dad thank god he did not know at the time she was going to do that otherwise i would be speaking arabic and have 15 arab brothers and sisters and i would be one of the lads offering camel tours to tourists around tunisia!!!!!! phew

peace be upon to you

mustafa ukturk ahmed



p.s you might have a giggle at this but in actual fact this was a true story

Colliedog


Joined: 16/03/2007
Posts: 132

Message Posted:
05/04/2008 01:37

Hi Tiggy,



Was getting worried about u not heard from u for a while.



Did you get that Email I sent u????? regarding those parties!!!!



Colliedog

Robbie


Joined: 20/02/2008
Posts: 46

Message Posted:
05/04/2008 05:18

I got offered the same - 10 camels for my wife , and i did swap but after a week the camels ran away, so i ended up with nothing.

Janann


Joined: 07/03/2008
Posts: 47

Message Posted:
05/04/2008 05:36

I swapped my husband for a pair of shoes - but which girl would,nt

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
05/04/2008 08:09

Swapped my old girl for a Kawasaki ZX10, a hell of a better ride, does'nt answer back, and does'nt spend money on shoes. takes me all over the place and I look 30 years younger with me helmet on. BEAT THAT!!!!

li n lee


Joined: 09/10/2007
Posts: 144

Message Posted:
05/04/2008 19:02

And I thought this was a real wife swop site bugger me i guess \i would get my nuts tweeked with a socket set though

spook


Joined: 23/01/2008
Posts: 244

Message Posted:
05/04/2008 19:37

Can i swoop 1 x 66 year old or 2 x 33 year olds?

Dickey Mint


Joined: 04/10/2007
Posts: 35

Message Posted:
05/04/2008 19:52

When working in S. America i swapped my wife to a cannibal for a canoe,the next day he rang me and said i am having a meal with your wife but i dont like her face,i said leave it and eat the peas.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
05/04/2008 19:57

spook , no you can't

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
07/04/2008 15:39

Colliedog,



Please forgive me as I have not looked in my other address for sometime now. I have received your concerns and have passed to a Principle Officer for a look and will get back to you in a short time.



The party swap line seems to have taken off....will be starting a membership list soon!

Colliedog


Joined: 16/03/2007
Posts: 132

Message Posted:
07/04/2008 18:25

Tiggy



Looks like a ready made business venture in the making.

That's all I can see is ££££££££££



Thanks for the other.



Colliedog

jimbo


Joined: 12/07/2007
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
07/04/2008 21:23

Karen is that the rabbit with the very small ears and can ratate its head at a very fast speed

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
07/04/2008 21:39

That's the one the rrrrrrrrabittttttttttt available in all different colours now as well.

Karen

jimbo


Joined: 12/07/2007
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
07/04/2008 23:55

Karen you seem to be a expert in all things related to rabbits and the genre

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
07/04/2008 23:59

My daughter's friend is an Anne Summers agent! We have great fun when any new products arrive!!!

jimbo


Joined: 12/07/2007
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
08/04/2008

you sound like my kinda gal karen

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
08/04/2008 01:32

Karen, Is that the one that is powered by a lorry battery?



NC Swap Shop!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
08/04/2008 11:19

cmon there's married men and sailors reading this.......

Notsoboredhw


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 1254

Message Posted:
08/04/2008 14:26

LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!!!

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
08/04/2008 16:01

Jock1

Education, Education, Education

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
08/04/2008 16:04

Sorry Karen,



I suppose I'm a "little Jump start"



No offence intended.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
08/04/2008 16:10

karen MIRTH

Rogerdodger


Joined: 24/04/2008
Posts: 271

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 15:37

My wife siad if I ever swapped her for anything I would miss her, she's right I would miss her eventualy---------- after five or ten years

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 22:08

hi karen. is that the rabbit with the long ears!!! i think its called a donkey lol

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 22:26

Cruggs

Now that would definitely reach the parts others couldn't!

Karen

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
27/04/2008 22:46

Isnt a rabbit with long ears called a hare,

Paul.

breezyboy


Joined: 14/05/2007
Posts: 1179

Message Posted:
28/04/2008 12:02

Youve seen a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat?

Last year whilst transitting Zurich airport I saw a security man pull a rabbit out of a gorgeous blonde's hand luggage and wave it around for all to see. Got more laughs than Paul Daniels. And a very red faced young lady.

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
28/04/2008 12:37

Hi Breezyboy

I know a few people that have lived in fear of that happening.

Karen

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
28/04/2008 21:33

I swopped my first wife for a better life! on my own!

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
28/04/2008 22:03

Unfortunately second wife did same! well she thought it might be.

Perhaps I should have gone for the socket set !

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
28/04/2008 22:35

Ah....... the socket set,



never answers you back, never wants to know where you are going and what time are you coming back. (from the pub!)



Bliss.

li n lee


Joined: 09/10/2007
Posts: 144

Message Posted:
28/04/2008 23:42

no but the socket set makes for blistered fingers

JamesB


Joined: 07/02/2007
Posts: 450

Message Posted:
28/04/2008 23:46

And can make you go blind!

Rogerdodger


Joined: 24/04/2008
Posts: 271

Message Posted:
30/04/2008 12:31

But will the sockets fit the nut's

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
01/05/2008 08:36

hi all.any body.out there want to buy a second hand rabbit,with beautiful. long

ears, as i need the doe,only want a few bucks for it.must hop off now, as kettles, boiled, p.s any girls interested please contact warren,

Colliedog


Joined: 16/03/2007
Posts: 132

Message Posted:
01/05/2008 15:00

Hi,

Is Warren the name of the rabbit?

orangekazzie



Joined: 31/07/2007
Posts: 1091

Message Posted:
01/05/2008 15:10

what colour is it?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
01/05/2008 15:10

its his hole name

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
01/05/2008 16:34

For you Karen it would need to be red hot!!!!

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
01/05/2008 17:35

hi all ,colliedog, yes it is the name of the breader not the rabbit but if you buy it you can call it what you like, i just wont the doe,

as its you kazzi,you can have any colour you like as long as its black with big long ears,i know, your preferance,for long ears!!!

jock1.very nearly thumped,on that one

wacky jim,how about a pink one its the nearest ive, got.

any further inquiries,please contact warren at

watershipdown .com.

no. rabbits were molested,in the typing of this reply.

have a nice day all. ps just a hare brained joke.

Colliedog


Joined: 16/03/2007
Posts: 132

Message Posted:
01/05/2008 19:24

Someone asked today " How low can you get ?"

My reply " A Corgi "



Have a nice day

Regards

Colliedog