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No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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12/08/2009 10:51 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 11 in Discussion |
| I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.
I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.
From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu. This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is not an isolated case.
Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others diagnosed with Wine Flu.
To anyone that starts to exhibit the aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea and a bit of a lie down.
Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.
If not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick. |
ROBnJO
Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289
Message Posted:
12/08/2009 10:55 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 11 in Discussion |
| Thasssshh verrry troo,... :-( |
ROBnJO
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12/08/2009 11:04 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 11 in Discussion |
| Shome are saying if you are lying on you back outshide at night, you will see flashing lights in the shky.
Meteor Showers?,..... Rubbishh!!
Ish just a side effect of Wine FLu! |
joandjelly
Joined: 24/02/2008
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12/08/2009 11:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 11 in Discussion |
| I've heard that a greasy fry-up can help relieve the symptoms too  |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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12/08/2009 12:06 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 11 in Discussion |
| jo. Egg, Tomatoes, Chips, Beans and Sausages, covered in Duckhams...... ) |
cyprusairsoft
Joined: 22/06/2009
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Message Posted:
12/08/2009 12:28 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 11 in Discussion |
| if you hog your drink 2 quick it then becomes swine flu |
No1Doyen
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12/08/2009 12:31 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 11 in Discussion |
| cas. Very good ) |
Washerman
Joined: 19/09/2008
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12/08/2009 12:46 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 11 in Discussion |
| A word of warning, wine flu resulting from a (late) lad's night out, if transmitted to one's spouse, can easily turn into mad cow's disease.
Washerman |
Lilli
Joined: 21/07/2008
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12/08/2009 16:54 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 11 in Discussion |
| Now I know what Im suffering from.Have to try the prescriptions above. xxx Thanks Bill you always make me laugh |
Brinsley
Joined: 04/04/2009
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12/08/2009 19:12 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 11 in Discussion |
| No worries Bill, I've formed a new club called 'Alcoholics Unanimous' whereby if you don't feel like a drink, you phone me up and I'll talk you into it!
Richard |
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