is there any single women i cyprus

oggyoggy


Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 12

Message Posted:
21/08/2009 22:45

if there are any come for a drink at the duke bar

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
21/08/2009 23:03

You're gonna have 'em rolling up in droves, you smooth talking B*****d

oggyoggy


Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 12

Message Posted:
21/08/2009 23:10

i hope so ive been here a week no luck yet

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
21/08/2009 23:53

If you haven't scored yet you'd better change your occupation.

oggyoggy


Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 12

Message Posted:
21/08/2009 23:57

thanks i will change it now

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
21/08/2009 23:59

Oggy. Good one. )

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
22/08/2009

change your chat up lines. There are loads of beautifl single ladies here xxxOr change the bar not all interested in sports.

oggyoggy


Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 12

Message Posted:
22/08/2009 00:06

it not all sports we play all kinds of music from the 50s too the 2000s

elko2



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Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
22/08/2009 07:51

Msg. 8



"it not all sports WE play all kinds of music from the 50s too the 2000s"



Are you looking for ladies as "friends"or as "customers" for the bar?

ismet

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
22/08/2009 08:32

Oggyoggy - you've got to have the right chat-up line!



Try this one from Hull:



You see a bunch of totty across the road - so you bawl: "Hey, girls - are ya gerring owt, or wot?"

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
22/08/2009 08:56

A pal of mine from South Shields (who lived in Hull at the time - how's that for a 'continuity link'?) used to say to any girl he met

"You wanna xxxx"? ...(rhymes with 'duck')

when (not 'if') he received the answer "NO", he would follow up by asking

"Well, would you mind laying down while I have one"?

I think that his success rate was zero, but how we laughed...

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
22/08/2009 09:23

Er, Keithcaley - I think you poached that one from Kevin 'Bl**dy' Wilson and adapted it!

negativenick


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Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
22/08/2009 09:38

Garry Monger's Missus is likely to be single in the not too distant, the way she is going on.....

keithcaley



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Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
22/08/2009 12:43

Tenakoutou,

Never heard of him!

My pal Sean was using the line in about 1960 / 1961, so perhaps it's the other way round

Keith.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
22/08/2009 18:25

KC: You seem to like a bit of 'smut' - so Google K'B'W and listen to his music - you'll be guffawing so much, though, you'll need a bucket handy, for when you chunder!

Tenakoutou



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Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
22/08/2009 19:14

Oggyoggy: Er, I think you may have chosen the wrong destination to fulfill your fantasies!



Ever heard of Ayia Napa - the place the British 'Squaddies' call 'Eye a Nipple'?



Get yourself on the 'Love Boat' there, and if you can't score at the non-stop orgy - you'd better leap over the side, strike out for the horizon and pull a wave over your head!

brandy sour


Joined: 09/04/2008
Posts: 310

Message Posted:
23/08/2009 16:25

Thats what i like to see thread that is not taken to serious and have a laugh at the same time.

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
23/08/2009 22:24

Are there any single men in N.Cyprus, that are still walking?

keithcaley



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Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
23/08/2009 23:44

Tenakoutou,

To be fair...

The first thing that I did after I posted was to Google - I must say that he looks like an Antipodean 'Chubby Brown'!

Keith.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
24/08/2009 10:14

I downloaded all my KBW from Napster, originally - now you may find on U Tube!?

Tenakoutou



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Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
25/08/2009 12:53

Followers of this fascinating thread may be wondering what's happened to our elusive Oggyoggy!



How's it ALL going in his desperate quest for 'local love'?



Perhaps he has discovered the dubious delights of the TRNC nightclub scene?



Perhaps he Googled 'Ayia Napa' and has raced over there to try his luck?



Maybe he has set sail on the delectably infamous 'LoveBoat'?



We're all rooting for you, Oggyoggy!!!

Tenakoutou



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Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 10:30

Er, I meant 'rooting' in the Northern Hemisphere meaning - not Zildish or Okker!

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 10:54

Message 1



oggyoggy



some 1 told me last night there lots of single women here.



theres a few bars on the island with lots and lots of single ladies .



in fact i was told one bar is called lipstick and theres about 12 single ladies in that bar,all very nice im told.

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 11:03

You can either keep looking for a single girl/women until you find one, take her out a couple of times for a few drinks and a meal and find yourself 200YTL out of pocket and no closer to getting your leg over, OR you can go to a night club, cut out the flannel and get your leg over, guaranteed, for the same 200YTL.

Simples.

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 11:17

Message 24



wow TRNCVaughan



im smiling here so much.



but im so curious as to how you know the price,and also if you get discount as maybe you look after some of the night clubs swimming pools?

boglefan



Joined: 07/06/2009
Posts: 511

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 11:18

Ahh, lovely to know romance is not dead. 200YTL to wine, dine and whatever takes your fancy. Quite sure all the single girls aint that cheap. Me, another 0 on to that 200 might be a little better. Just as well I'm married!

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 12:42

boglefan,



Thats the trouble with married women - you never stop spending money on them. Wives are like contract phones - there is a standing charge whether you use them or not, whereas the nightclub girls are definately "pay-as-you-go"

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 12:45

zerochlor,



Our pool cleaners are knackered by the end of the day as it is, thank you.

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 12:48

i like the sound of the pay as you go system



patent pending maybe!

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 13:33

Three things that you should always charter, never buy:



A Yacht.

A Helicopter.

A Woman.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 17:24

Vaughan - you've put the ring round it again!



Oggyoggy - front up with 200 notes and you don't even have to seduce 'em!



Anyway, here's a sound Kiwi saying: 'Seducing's for sissies - raping's the caper!'

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 17:32

I appreciate that this is a light-hearted thread and I wish oggy all the best with his search



However, I do hope that there is no-one reading this who has suffered rape, as they may see message 31 as being crude and insensitive.



I did.



J

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
26/08/2009 17:51

Sorry if I overstepped the mark, Jeannie - no offence intended - it'll be hot tongue and cold shoulder and no beer for this cove tonight!

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 12:16

Just an afterthought, Jeannie: do you shudder at the word 'rape' every time you turn on TV news, or open a newspaper?



Also, as a married woman, why does this thread fascinate you???!!!

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 12:25

message 1



all the single asians





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kc8lY3pq44

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 12:28

that must of been 1 of the funniest i seen on youtube

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 12:33

Tenakoutou message 33 - thank you.



Message 34 - no, I don't shudder at the word 'rape' every time I see it mentioned in newspapers or see it on TV news. My objection was that is was used in a 'jokey' way - or perhaps you think I'm over-sensitive?



Yes, I am a married woman (although I don't see what that has to do with anything), and no, I am not remotely 'fascinated' by the thread. Where did you get this particular idea from? Oh, I get it!! Why should someone who's married read a thread about 'single' women? I assume, then, that everyone who has read it is single??

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 12:57

Hi Jeannie,



Don't take Tenakoutou too seriously. He is a rough and ready Antipodean type and they are renown for their earthy humour. He is also a Kiwi - he eats roots and leaves.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 13:03

eat's shoots, and leave's

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 14:44

Jock thats so funny lol

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 14:50

TRNCVaughan - sound advice! Yes, you're probably right - I was probably being over-sensitive!!



Jock - think that should be:



Eats shoots and leaves - or should it?

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 14:57

Check out "root" in an Anzac dictionary.

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 15:00

TRNC - got a feeling I know what the definition is, but if I have the chance I will certainly check it out.



J

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 17:53

Jeannie - eg:- When Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, he was 'rooted beyond repair' - Geddit???!!!

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
27/08/2009 17:55

Tenakoutou - errrrrrrrrmmmmmmm not sure that I do??????????????????

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
28/08/2009 09:29

Not wishing to further confuse you, Jeannie; Oggyoggy is liable to be 'rooted beyond repair' if, or when he staggers back to Girne after his 'LoveBoat'/Ayia Napa caper! - Geddit now???!!!

bazilbrush


Joined: 29/03/2008
Posts: 404

Message Posted:
28/08/2009 14:00

CHAT UP LINE

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,

looked him straight in the eye and said,

'Listen here good looking,

I screw anybody, any time, anywhere,

your place, my place,

in the car, front door, back door, on the floor,

standing up, sitting down,

naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . it doesn't matter to me. ?

I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'?



Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,





'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'

hollie


Joined: 15/07/2009
Posts: 149

Message Posted:
28/08/2009 15:57

Eurghhhhhhh thats a question.. Single women in Cyprus???



Well the short answer is no. There may be some widows at the BRS alternatively you could get a job as awaiter on the harbour and call yourself Mehmet and you'll have some shirley valentine keeping you in style in no time.

If you are under 35 forget it!!!



Godd luck pal.

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
28/08/2009 16:07

"Young" round eyes/silver bellies are not in abundance.



Turkish girls are definately off-limits.



Cypriot girls are too, unless you are Mega-rich and prepared to marry the bitch.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
28/08/2009 17:40

Don't let anyone put you off, Oggyoggy - just you keep on wolf-whistling and oogling those local girlies and you're bound to come up with something - even if it is an unscheduled trip to Girne Hospital A&E!

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
28/08/2009 20:24

Hey, Oggyoggy!



You started this thread, which is now HoT, HoT, Hot - that means heaps of 'hits' - so, unless youv'e had a 'hit' from an irate relative of one of these beautiful local girls you're intent on seducing - please let us all know your progress/success rate up to date...



We are waiting................with bated breath!!!

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
28/08/2009 20:48

looks like its still gonna have to be mary palm and her 5 sisters then.lol.

nico44


Joined: 21/05/2009
Posts: 99

Message Posted:
28/08/2009 22:49

so oggy are you spunky !!! cause you seem like quite a dag lol nic

Tenakoutou



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Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
29/08/2009 10:23

Another challenge, Oggyoggy!



It's high time you rattled your dags and re-fronted on this forum and spilled the beans!!!

MotoMoto


Joined: 15/02/2009
Posts: 152

Message Posted:
29/08/2009 12:58

Hey Tenakoutou - that Kiwi phrase about courting for sissies - rapes the caper - I thought that only applied to your girlfriends - i.e. sheep....?

LOvegod


Joined: 22/03/2009
Posts: 161

Message Posted:
29/08/2009 17:00

do u have to be a muslim to get a girlfriend here ?

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
29/08/2009 18:58

Have you been counting sheep in your sleep, MotoMouth?!!!

oggyoggy


Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 12

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 13:52

oggys back.

i didnt think there was so many single women in north cyprus.

been thew the first batch,still havnt found love.



Come see me at the Dukes bar, first drink is on me

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 14:35

Tot up how much you've spent shouting all these women drinks, etc; then tell us!



YOU made this thread HOT, HOT, HOT - Keep it HOT, Oggyoggy!

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 11:59

Hope Duke's Bar are giving you a good commission, Oggyoggy - the joint must be simply flooded with your female admirers, all vying for your attention. Have they all been buying you drinks, too?



Let's hope the second batch will prove equally as generous - and if you can't find love, then at least hope you can score a 'naughty'!

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 13:07

There are loads of single women in Cyprus. I think you mean are there any available single women in Cyprus?. There is a big difference.

Geejay


Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 475

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 13:31

LOvegod....No. You just have to be circumsised. At your age it will hurt. Best of luck.

Geejay


Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 475

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 14:06

oggyoggy......With your chat up line you've got a better chance with the sheep ! More of those around than even you can manage. lol

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 17:43

Hope you remembered to pack your gumboots, Oggyoggy - well, perhaps next time!

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 19:58

whats the difference between a skoda and a sheep?- its not so embarrassing being seen getting out the back of a sheep!!

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 22:53

And the Skoda doesn't expect you to run round the front to kiss it!