Joke - A Glasgow Love Story

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 17:26

A Glasgow man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She protested , 'But we don't know anything about each other.'



He replied, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along. So she consented.



On their honeymoon, whilst at the swimming pool, he went up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck,entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed by a three rotations in jack-knife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.



She said, 'That was incredible!'



He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion... You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along.'



Cont...

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 17:26

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did lengths in freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly! After about thirty lengths, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.



He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'



'No', she said, 'I was a hooker in Govan and I worked both sides of the Clyde....

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 17:49

Very good xx

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 17:51

Navek

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 179

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 21:16

Wonderful !!

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 179

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 21:20

Wonderful !!

I think I knew him. He was the jock interviewed on breakfast TV about should UK follow the rest if europe and chnage it's currency and he said no, I'm quite happy with the giro

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 21:27

That was very good, still laughing after 5 mins.

stevie-d

boglefan



Joined: 07/06/2009
Posts: 511

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 21:49

I know that woman, she used to drink in the pub I was a manageress in!

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 00:12

She must be a toughie as it's pretty cold water and also swelling with all the rain we've been having!

Looking forward to a bit of sun as no Indian summer in sight!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 08:50

Filth !!!!!!!!!!!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
01/09/2009 09:55

Navek - another Cracker!!! )

spangles


Joined: 22/10/2008
Posts: 411

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 09:57

Well done Navek. Good one!

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 09:58

Superb still laughing