Joke - The Vanilla Pudding Robbery

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
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Message Posted:
31/08/2009 20:02

Excerpted from an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.



Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.



The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.



They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding...

Cont....

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 20:04

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit,

each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.













That morning, the newspaper headline read:























'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....



Navek

billyboy1


Joined: 01/06/2009
Posts: 590

Message Posted:
31/08/2009 20:08

I feel sick...uggghhh