Joke:- from the mouth of babes 1

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 179

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 19:01

mother working in the kitchen, heard her 5yr old son playing with his new train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and he said, All of you b*****ds who want off, off now, we're in a hurry! All of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on, cause we're going down the tracks'. The horrified mother shouted, 'We don't use that language in this house. Go to your room and stay there for 2 hours.

2 hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. The train stopped and the mother heard him say, 'Passengers disembarking the train, remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today.

He continued, 'For those just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. We hope you will have a pleasant trip withus today.



Mother began to smile, the child added



'For those of you who are pi**ed off about the 2 hr delay talk to the fat b**ch in the kithen

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 179

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 19:02

A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores.



"Not yet," says the little boy.



His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't be getting any breakfast.



Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks one. He goes to feed the cows,



and kicks a cow as well. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.



He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.



"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.



"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you



kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week



you aren't getting any milk."



Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.



The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell hi

billyboy1


Joined: 01/06/2009
Posts: 590

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 21:05

Two brothers, one aged 4 and the other is 7



7 year old says to younger brother "i think its about time you learnt to swear"



Next morning, they come down to breakfast, and mum says "what would you like to eat"



7 year old replies"i'll have a bowl of fucking coco pops please"



The mother hits him straight round the head, and the child ends up on the floor crying his eyes out.



Mother says to 4 year old "what would you like to eat"



The 4 year old replies

















"i don't know, but it's not gonna be a bowl of fucking coco pops"

homerj



Joined: 30/08/2009
Posts: 71

Message Posted:
02/09/2009 02:43

excellent