Anyone know what you get for 3,000 posts

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 20:30

As i near the covereted 3,000 posts mark - anyone know what prezzie you get from the Cyprus44 management ?



At 2,000 i got a "gold" Bolex watch, only problem is that a few months down the line the gold paint is coming off and the second hand has fallen off - other than that I'm very pleased.......

snakes



Joined: 28/10/2008
Posts: 1512

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 20:34

a sad medal

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 20:52

You will be banned forever and a day.

booitsme


Joined: 04/02/2009
Posts: 667

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 20:54

RSI probably!!!!

PaulW



Joined: 20/07/2009
Posts: 651

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 21:07

No1 Doyen

Lilli

Littlenige

mmmmmm

simbas

fire starter

wynyardman

Nick, when you get into the 3000, well first you must keep the faith, then pass the two ladies, after that a knowledge of satellite TV would be handy. Then you have to have multiple personality syndrome, and then marry a Pavorotti lookalike & open a restaurant. All that's left is to tell bad jokes, sorry Bill

Nick what better reward.

Arthur


Joined: 04/11/2008
Posts: 687

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 21:11

As a "retired solicitor", do you get given a new set of black stockings and suspenders??



Or have I misinterpreted your vocation?

Enrico


Joined: 07/12/2008
Posts: 209

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 21:12

Sore fingertips perhaps?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 21:14

Paul, "Bad Jokes"! - what all of them?

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 21:19

Bill, your first joke here, told to you by your barber, wasn't it, back in 1976 or so, was OK. Since you discovered the Internet and found out that you get 20 million answers when you Google "joke"... Omg.

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 21:30

Bill - don't take any notice of him - he's only jealous



J

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 21:31

Hans - totally agree, but don't tell Bill!



J

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 21:34

Bill, do you happen to know a certain "J"..?!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 21:41

Hans, I know lots of 'J's' )

Ballyboffin


Joined: 25/08/2007
Posts: 903

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 21:54

Committed to a padded cell maybe !!!!!!



No, No, No,



At least you add a sense of 'Humour?' to this board. I for one enjoy them.



Praise to the 3000 poser. Sorry POSTER xxxxx

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 22:00

RE msg 13, Bill (...) Hans, I know lots of 'J's' ) (...)



=> Didn't mean "J"okes, Bill. Well, let's give negnick in (t)"his" thread a chance to qualify for his ban... Only 293 to go, negnick...

robinhood


Joined: 06/05/2009
Posts: 71

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 22:30

for 3000 posts you must have to much time on your hands NN

and get a 3 week ban

MUSIN M


Joined: 26/06/2008
Posts: 1352

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 22:41

you become positive

Jeanette


Joined: 18/08/2009
Posts: 15

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 22:52

NN - You will probebly get the pigs infuensa!!!



hihihih

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
01/09/2009 23:13

a fact sheet on how to get out more

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
02/09/2009 01:24

nick my baby you get sweet fa. you kn ow from hagley what that means. If in doubt ask Mrs Monger she know. Love you xxxxxxxx What dod get on reachin 4K sweet FA

exnavalperson


Joined: 22/07/2009
Posts: 224

Message Posted:
02/09/2009 08:05

Bore of the Year Award?

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
02/09/2009 13:35

An anorak?

jimmyG


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 900

Message Posted:
02/09/2009 13:50

Who cares?

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
02/09/2009 14:19

youll get the same accolade you give to so many businesses on the island



but maybe a 10/10 for being such a good cyp44 contributer!

StGeorgeI


Joined: 27/08/2009
Posts: 973

Message Posted:
02/09/2009 14:23

Try getting a life!

plumber



Joined: 27/08/2008
Posts: 85

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 03:10

Dont be negative Nick lol

lesshaw42



Joined: 21/01/2009
Posts: 101

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 04:30

a free holiday in the south....

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 08:54

one hell of a fence

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 09:21

For interesting,factual posts my congratulations.

I calculate you need about another 2999

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 09:22

message 28. minertor - excellent!! )

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
03/09/2009 09:49

'Anyone know what you get for 3,000 posts?'



A monumental migraine?

homerj



Joined: 30/08/2009
Posts: 71

Message Posted:
07/09/2009 20:34

Mega old post I know sorry but couldn't resist





Square eyes lol

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
07/09/2009 20:54

sorry just had to add:

you get Garry Monger's wife,sitting on your face,she calls you Pinochio,and you tell her lies

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
07/09/2009 21:00

Cataracts and piles!