John Prescot bullimic?

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 13:09

Hi all,



John Prescott bullimic.



Report on Sky news today. Can you believe it.

Better be careful with all these open party invitations, in case JP comes along, and scoffs everything on the barbie.

Don't even want to think of the aftermath.



wynyardman

Notsoboredhw


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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 13:12

Yes I just saw that - bizarre!

TimothyCadman


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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 13:28

But surely bullimics by nature, eat loads of food and then throws it up. So why is John Prescott still so fat? He must be keeping something down to stay the size he is.



Or is he a Amnesiac Bullimic. A person who eats till they are over full but forgets to throw up?



This surely has to be some sort of publicity stunt?

diane62


Joined: 18/04/2008
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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 14:18

More Lies probably. just for media attention.

lovingcyprus


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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 15:02

It didn't stop him s------g Tracey did it?????????????

kavenkoy


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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 15:03

it looks like he is cured now



kav

McSteviet



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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 15:32

He ate all the pies in Hull

phylray



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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 17:29

I lived & worked with a builimic woman years ago, overseas. She ate everything she could lay her hands on including stealing others food, then

she threw up. It was awful but she eventually married an Arab, covered

herself from head to toe (didn't have to) had a baby & seems to be cured.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 17:51

phylray,

When you say, had a baby, was that fried or boiled?

wyn

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 18:04

Macsteviot,



If we are going into detail about JP, when he had scoffed all the pies in Hull, he used to send

a driver to Petch Butchers 121, High St. Great Ayton in North Yorkshire, for their pies.



Scrumptious.



( It pays to advertise!)

phylray



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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 18:24

Ha, ha - don't know but she looked so unhealthy I was surprised she hatched it at all! I find it hard to believe JP as it's rare in men.

McSteviet



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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 18:31

Wynyardman,



I'll give them a call on 01642 722246 to see if they have any left.



Mc

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
20/04/2008 18:42

Spot on macsteviot.

Don't tell Prezzer. We can't stand to loose another cow.

wyn.

watty


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Message Posted:
21/04/2008 18:15

This must be the biggest blag ever, of all the things these thieving b------s have done to the uk this must take the biscuit, Lots of people thought teflon Tony was bad enough with the tricks he got up to, but what the PM and his cronies have come up with this time to cover there arses on the 10p tax situation is beyond belief.

I can still see the picture when Jonny two jags was walking into downing street and put his two fingers up behind he's back, that I think summed the fat prat up, you don't think that this is just coincidence that he's got his book on the market as well, kills two birds with one stone (book/Tax)

livethedream


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Message Posted:
21/04/2008 18:58

Think that's exactly what he's doing! Just reinforces my belief that it was the right decision to move here! It may not be perfect, but then they admit too!!



ltd

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
21/04/2008 19:28

Watty,



Speaking as one of the disposessed, that the next time around we will be considered. Alistair

(lovely name) Darling, has promised me that in effect, the cheque is in the post!

Why blame "pork pie " Prezzer? He reckons that he was only a man with a knife and fork, waiting for a capitalist, with a meat pie!

Such bigotry! You Guys need to give the working man a chance!

Now then... What is important.. Villa took the Brummies to the cleaners. What with the Baggies on their way up. We need to celebrate. No black country pubs around Esentepe,

guess the need to find Karen and Wayne, takes on a new importance. WHERE ARE YOU?

Finally Tony Blair was our local MP and I believe he should be shown due respect on this forum!

What do you think, Harrythedog?

Watty..... should"nt this be in the debating section? Such behavoir!



wynyardman

batterboy58



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Message Posted:
21/04/2008 20:20

Hi all

This is just the sort of madness that makes me want to sell up and move over to North Cyprus for good, and like the last post says NC is not perfect but at least they don't indulge in propaganda and lies to cover up the truth.

John

cruggs


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Message Posted:
21/04/2008 21:01

i could, just look at tony blair and want to throw up.

sold down the river by new labour??

watty


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Message Posted:
22/04/2008 10:45

wynyardman

Blair as your mp you need all the pity you can get, i bet you have taken some stick over the years,

True definition of a capitalist is a frustrated socialist, and boy as he proved that to be true,

Sorry mucker just me having a blast.

Yes the baggies on the way to play with the big boys, who would have thought that.



watty

watty


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Message Posted:
22/04/2008 10:48

Sorry said that the wrong way round I was thinking like a socialist for a second

say one thing mean another, ha ha ha

watty


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Message Posted:
22/04/2008 10:56

Sorry said that the wrong way round I was thinking like a socialist for a second

say one thing mean another, ha ha ha



Now you can see why so many brits are leaving for pastures new with all the b--l s--t which this new labour have given out over the years and it shows they can still do it under Mr Brown

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
22/04/2008 10:57

Watty,



I will have a word about this, the next time I see The Sedgefield Gargoyle.



Don"t see much of him nowadays, too busy trousering cash from his mate Bush"s



buddies .Newcastle fan as well. What was it...The working class can kiss...........!



Sun dried tomatoes nowadays, left the pies for his mate Prezzer!



wynyardman

simbas



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Message Posted:
22/04/2008 11:09

cruggs , is that before or after you've eaten ?

regards , simbas

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
22/04/2008 11:25

Hi Simbas,



You little Tinker! Kept it quiet about knowing the whereabouts of Karen and Wayne.



Give them our regards ( and ask about a credit account) when they open their new bar.



If the limit is high enough, we will all come round!



Have a good trip, and our best to all in TRNC.



wynyardman

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
22/04/2008 12:18

Watty,



While we are on somewhat of a political theme.

Whats the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair?



Harold Shipman did something about NHS waiting lists.



wyn

simbas



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Message Posted:
22/04/2008 12:37

hi wyn , will certainly give them your regards , and ask for a credit account , will you be paying by direct debit ? , i could set that up for you as well while i'm there , i'm sure we will have a brilliant time , thanks

regards, simbas

cruggs


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Posts: 498

Message Posted:
22/04/2008 21:09

hi simbas.

just the mention,of his name puts me off my food. message 23.

im sorry to say that i voted for them in 97 the worst vote ive ever cast but never again. they say once bitten twice shy.



p.s this is not a referance to sand flys,

have a nice day

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
22/04/2008 23:05

Hi Simbas,



What is this Direct Debit? What we had in mind was Debt!



Have a lovely trip. Our regards (and appologies to Karen and Wayne.



wyn

margot


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Message Posted:
23/04/2008 13:57

what scandal has he got about to go public, wanting the sympathy vote ...I wonder.

jock1



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Message Posted:
23/04/2008 14:01

WHO CARES !!!!

ilovemydogs



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Message Posted:
23/04/2008 17:35

wynyrdman . best laugh i have had in ages . nice jokes

jock1



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Message Posted:
23/04/2008 18:17

sorry margot welcome to the forum

janjin



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Message Posted:
23/04/2008 18:57

Big John's favorite restaurant in Hull Mr Chu's has had some bad press regarding thier hygiene .. so maybe it's not Bulemia (the political strain ?)

nut reoccuring food poisioning ?????????

Quote;

"Tuesday 8 April 2008, Hull Magistrates fined China Palace Restaurants Limited, which operates Mr Chu's China Palace on St Andrews Quay, £4,000 and ordered them to pay £4,000 in costs. In addition, the Director of China Palace Restaurant Limited, Qi Jia Chu and the Manager Yi Bing Chu were also fined a further £2,000 each. All three defendants pleaded guilty to ten food hygiene offences." Hull City Council Website 10/04/08.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 01:46

Janjin



'nut recurring food poisoning'



Why couldn't they do it while Prezzer was in 'going through the menu.'



In fact couldn't you arrange it and we will invite Gordon and his whole cabinet along.



I'll pay!



wynyardamn

phylray



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 03:07

That's pretty awful. Are yous all tories?

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 09:34

Hi all,



I don't think you have to be a Tory to realise that John Prescott is a joke .Deputy Prime Minister of Great Britain? .........Fighting in the streets!



This man had his finger on the Nuclear Button, (when he hadn't got them stuffed down his throat) while his buddy was touring the US of A lining up his future, wallet filling rip offs.



Now the balance of this motley bunch..........Sky News am today.......



Teachers on strike.... worst strikes since.1997 when Labour came to power

Grangemouth tanker drivers to go on strike.

Thousands of Civil Servants on strike.

Diesel up to £!.47 per litre. and a Government £0.02p per litre tax increase in the pipeline.



This lot are a joke!

Brown says Mugabe should go, as he is not a democratically appointed leader.

Why doesn't he call an election and see what UK voters think?



My view...The only person to fully understand The British Parliamentary system was

Guy Fawkes..............!



Great Britain ain't great any more. There won't be a Britain if we don't do something.



wynyardman

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 10:36

Hi All,



I guess this thread has managed to merge itself with UK Income Tax.



wyn.

jock1



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 11:28

The great went out of britain along time ago. Regards brown he was dammed if he does and dammed if he does'nt

Mugabe!!! again i cant belive the world sits back and watches. Im off to commit suicide again.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 11:37

Jock1,



Can I borrow your rope when your finished with it! That is if it isn't too frayed to be useful!



wynyardman.

jock1



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 11:40

Too late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 11:47

Hi Jock!,

Sod you then mate. I hope I caught you in time. Typical Scotsman I'll give you 10p

I'm off to see if I can share Bin Ladens cave. No bloody poll tax there. I hope there's

a hook in the roof.



Is a cheque OK for the rope?



wyn

hattikins


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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 14:12

You are being a bit tough on old Gordon, he has been doing his best to ease the credit crunch for everyone, why, he allowed the Bank of England to prop up the poor banks with £50b of taxpayers money, he then asked them if they would very kindly, pretty please, pass on any further interest cuts to their customers, they said sorry Gord, no can do, but thanks for the dosh. But not to worry, there is a way of getting some more wonga, why not take it from the low paid workers by scrapping the 10p tax rate, or add some more duty to the price of fuel, easypeasy.

Give the man a break, he,s got his head up his a***e trying to clear up not only his own crap but that left by the muppet who was there before him.

By the way, I hate to admit it but I am/was a Labour supporter, shame on me.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 15:40

Hi hattikins,



Nice to have a lady in the debate, and what is more, an honest one. You actually voted for this lot.? Brave, very brave indeed to admit that.

Gordon (Our Supreme Leader) was chancellor of the exchequer for 10 years.

You can't blame The Sedgefield Gargoyle, he only used the office, to line up lucrative deals,

to fund his early retirement. He was always to the right of Maggie Thatcher.



Well Gordon made the bed, but in true labour style WE will all have to lie on it!.

What was that about a knife and fork, a capitalist, and a meat pie?...............and as Tony used to sing

The working man, can kiss my a-------e, Iv"e got the foremans job at last!

Well now we know! ......................Whats the total PFI debt we have inherited?

Shameful!

hattikins


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Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
24/04/2008 16:21

We really do seem to be hitting rock bottom in the UK, God only knows what others think of us. There is JP,(bullimic or just plain fat,) arrogant little toad trying to sell his book, hasn,t he made enough out of this country, he,s had his snout in the trough along with the rest of them.

MP,s of both persuasions claiming expenses for the stuff the rest of us have to pay for out of our own pockets, ie, tv licences, mortgage repayments.

Prisoners being paid thousands of pounds compensation for having to go cold turkey from Heroin when they got banged up and couldn,t get their Methodone.

Immigrant workers claiming family allowance for children not even living in this country.

Terrorists winning their appeals against extradition as their lives would be in danger.

I could go on for ever but the old blood pressure won,t stand it, please can someone tell me it,s not really that bad, I must be imagining things or else I may have to go and shoot myself.

NO, I WILL NOT, I will sell my house despite the credit crunch, I will move to Lapta and I will live to a ripe old age regretting the fact that I voted for the lunatics to run the asylum.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 16:43

Oh hattikins,



We don't hold grudges on this board.



You go to Lapta, and the next time her indoors, and I come to the TRNC, we will meet

you at The Ship Hotel (a fine establishment) and we will buy you a few Efes.



Don't worry. We all make mistakes. I trusted my builder, treated him as a friend.



We all have our crosses to bear!

wyn



wyn

hattikins


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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 16:53

Thanks Wyn.



Glad to hear I won,t be tarred and feathered.



Look forward to that Efes, and a new life in the sun.





Cheers

Hattikins

jock1



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 17:32

wyn make it 11 pence and you'v got a deal.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 17:40

Jock1,



I knew you hadn't committed suicide several times. Very perceptive us Black Country lads.

Always know when to go to the loo. (when its our turn to pay)

Theres usually a queue of Scotsmen though.

Would the cheque be alright post dated?



cheers

wyn.

jock1



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Message Posted:
24/04/2008 17:56

WE RRR DOOOMED CAPTAIN MANARING

janjin



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Message Posted:
27/04/2008 17:01

Hi wynyardman,

I like the Black Country humour ..

jj

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
27/04/2008 17:16

Janjin,



There is room in this world for everyones humour, but I guess Black Country humour is like

the best, born of adversity.



Lets get together and have a pint. ITS YOUR ROUND FIRST!



wynyardman (old but unbowed)

watty


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Posts: 77

Message Posted:
28/04/2008 11:21

Wyn



Hold on a bit you will have everyone thinking the black country lads have short arms and long pockets, i went out Saturday lunchtime Saturday night Sunday lunchtime Sunday night just checked my pocket realised gone a bit mad (spent a tenner)

No i am not bragging





Watty

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
28/04/2008 12:15

watty,



A tenner? Was that YTL?



wyn

watty


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Message Posted:
28/04/2008 13:02

Wyn



10 GBP



Don't be daft you could'nt have the amount of booze i had for 10 YTL



Just rememberd i put 50p in the charity box as well so it was'nt all on booze.