Wife wants her bush trimmed..!

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 15:40

Nearly 12 years ago the wife planted a bush the day we moved into our lovely villa, a man use to come around once a month to trim it, sadly that man has gone back to turkey, and the bush is now out of control, its just to big for me to trim.. Is there anyone out there that would be willing to trim the wifes bush



Please leave details, thank you..

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:26

make sure you trim at the correct time as it might spoil the blooms !

titledeed


Joined: 26/07/2009
Posts: 13

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:30

Cyprusjoker,if you decide to cut it,dont let her give you any lip

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:34

How very dare you TD, what is that supposed to mean.. OOOH.!!! You are awful, but i like you..

viper


Joined: 14/07/2008
Posts: 119

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 17:46

when you are trimming her bush be carefull of them one eyed snakes that are known to pop up ...

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 19:19

I'm not a trained gynaecologist, but I don't mind taking a look.

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 19:42

Be careful, especially if its a big bush you mustn't overstretch yourself or you might fall in and prick yourself

titledeed


Joined: 26/07/2009
Posts: 13

Message Posted:
22/09/2009 22:22

Bush tucker,you cant beat it mate

hilda


Joined: 10/09/2009
Posts: 80

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 14:16

hope its not a hawthorne bush,you get pricked

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 15:56

We have a young cypriot who is an excellent worker in the garden if you e-mail me cyprusjoker I will give you his telephone number.

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 16:06

I don't think Cyprusjoker was serious at all, only playing with the double meanings

ismet

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 16:55

oooo, i do love a double entendre....!! ;))



DD

millzer


Joined: 12/04/2007
Posts: 978

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 17:07

Oooh a double entendre!!!! Is that what it's called nowadays DD!!!!!!! ;-)

fazo1


Joined: 23/08/2008
Posts: 406

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:50

ive seen these big bushes before scarry be carefull trimming yourself and dont forget to where safty goggles

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 21:12

message 11

I fall for it every time Ismet!!!!

Going to dye my hair from now on in and I am a natural blonde so going for Ginger!!!! Then I cannot be accused of blonde moments or worse , of having a blonde life!!!!!!!!!!!!