What's your fetish.....?

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 18:09

OK, now i know what you're thinking...but what i mean is, what makes you feel good...



I like stationary shops...specifically paints and pens...and posh paper

I also like peeling potatoes with a really good sharp peeler



Your turn...and please keep it clean...but funny...



DD

booitsme


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Posts: 667

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 18:11

I can spend hours making and decorating cakes - OK so the whole house, the dogs and me end up covered in edible glitter but it's very therapeutic



Alternatively put me in a good book shop and I can spend hours happily browsing and I have to confess I LOVE the smell of new books!!!

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 18:13

oooooo yeah...i love the smell of new books, and magazines! In fact if i buy a magazine, and someone else reads it first...i am so put off reading it!



DD

booitsme


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Posts: 667

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 18:24

Who needs glue sniffing with new books and magazines? I won't let my husband read any of my magazines until I've read them first! Glad I'm not the only one.

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 18:46

hahahaa...i don't know what's funnier, our little fetish, or your husband reading womens magazines!!





DD

DutchCrusader



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Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 18:47

RE msg 1, daisy_dukes: (...) OK, now i know what you're thinking...but what i mean is, what makes you feel good... I like stationary shops...specifically paints and pens...and posh paper. I also like peeling potatoes with a really good sharp peeler. Your turn...and please keep it clean...but funny... (...)

=> I guess that in the mood of the day ("Be nice and all that") I'd better not ask what makes someone start a thread like this? OK, then I won't. Happy peeling... :-(

booitsme


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 18:49

DD - He's quite blatant about it as well, asking others if they've read certain articles! He doesn't even use the puzzles as an excuse so now we know what his little fetish is as well

daisy dukes


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Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 18:50

Hans, if you're not interested in the thread, why bother to post on it...it is meant to be a little bit of fun!! Go and bring someone else down and leave us alone!



DD

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 18:51

hahaha....i think most men secretly read their partners mags...a guilty secret perhaps? LOL



DD

hattikins


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Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 18:54

I can't see anything wrong with a little lighthearted thread, makes a change from most of the crap on here just lately.

My fetish is shoe shops, love them, cannot pass one without going in, if they sell handbags as well all the better, I don't have to buy, although I often do, but just to look is enough to lift my spirits.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 18:59

My wife's fetish is also shoes. She must have 50 or 60 pairs. I dread it everytime she says she's going shopping.

hattikins


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Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:00

Bill,

She's got a long way to go to catch up with Imelda, or me !!

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:00

Shoe shopping to me is just a necessary evil...there's just too much choice, i end up wanting them all, but can't afford them...aaaarrrgh!!

Now...funky socks....inexpensive, fun and you can never have too many!!! hehe





DD

hattikins


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Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:02

What Daisy,

You can't afford those Jimmy Choos ?

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:02

I'm also addicted to all programmes on aliens and UFOs....even if i've seen it before, i'l watch again....i'm a secret closet geek!!



DD

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:03

Jimmy Choo.....??? Who's that? ;)))



DD

hattikins


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:04

Well you won't find them at Primark my friend, worst luck.

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:07

At Primark they have Jimmy Choose LOL



DD

cooper


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:07

To right you wont - http://www.shopstyle.co.uk/browse/womens-shoes/Jimmy-Choo

hattikins


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Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:09

Oh Cooper, how could you, that is so cruel.

cooper


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Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:12

Thats why i only have 1 pair i wear on special occasions ) not saying what me fetish is thou !!

daisy dukes


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Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:22

oh come on cooper.....



I like pressing clickety buttons...when i was a kid i would push all the buttons in an elevator, would drive my mom insane!!



DD

cooper


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Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:25

Always pressed the button at a zebra crossing, that was fun

Woodspeckie


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Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:27

I love kitchen shops, I must have every gadget going but don't use them all.

sporty


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Posts: 685

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:34

i wouldnt mind pressing the buttons of the foreign girl that works at the cyprus queen bar!!

cyprusjoker


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Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 19:35

Two busty blonds and a goat, maybe the goats just me..

everon


Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 956

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 20:04

SHOPPING!! SHOPS!! just the word makes me feel good!! I even liked it when I worked in one!! when I walk into a SHOP I feel great, I dont have to buy anything, just to be in one is heaven.

elko2



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Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 20:26

My fetish? Oh no, I am not telling. I might whisper it into your ear though

ismet

billyboy1


Joined: 01/06/2009
Posts: 590

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 21:00

Handbags for me, got a wardrobe full.....and I like them BIG



My dog has a foot fetish.......he keeps licking my feet

daisy dukes


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Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 21:04

Ismet....you're gonna have to whisper louder than that!!!!





My dog Poppy has a fetish for little stones....



DD

boglefan



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Posts: 511

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 21:24

Bursting the bubbles on bubble wrap. Keeps me out of mischief for ages. Sorry ladies absolutely hate shopping.

cyprusjoker


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Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 21:27

I also like ladies tennis with the sound full blast, uhhh..

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 23:11

Looked up "fetish". Either it's a spelling mistake or we have some really weird members.

If it's a code for the initiated, can I join. I have put my e-mail on my profile.

I've got loadsa whipped cream.



Tony



ps don't be put off by the avatar, I'd had a bad night.

pps sorry, no fellas.

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 23:14

ooooo Tony, you're a hoot you are!!





DD

exnavalperson


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Message Posted:
23/09/2009 23:16

Not you daisy dukes

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 23:20

Tony



Good to see you back in men's clothing!



Richard

minertor



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Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
23/09/2009 23:59

They're not yours though Richard, I could get her in as well, 'n as you know, I'm a fat fecker.



Tony



10 days 'n counting.

should read 11 days, staying at my mates day 1.

Is he looking forward to seeing me?

Well are yah, pu, sorry wrong film

minertor



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Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 00:03

msg 1 DD are these "stationary" shops you love different to mobile shops.

Tony

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 00:09

Daisy I love stones also as lonfg as they are cut and set in gold. Hattie like you shoes for me thier is no love like shoe love Ah happy days. Why do men hate shopping so much xx

mamachina


Joined: 22/11/2008
Posts: 730

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 10:32

Books, books, books! I hate shopping but will go into a book shop willingly. SF books, murders, biogs, history, you name it, if its good I'll read it! So, whats everyones favourite book?

daisy dukes


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Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 11:36

I must be the only woman on the face of the planet that doesn't like to shop, i find it tedious....however if i was super rich i might enjoy LOL

Books are just laaaaaaaaaaaarvely!! Beautiful new books...all filled with wonderful possibilities...hours of escapism...just you and the author....fantastic!!



Minertor....eh...??????





DD

jock1



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Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 12:19

Would you really like to know..?

Smity



Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 826

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 13:11

Here is a wierd fettish my mate collects victorian cast iron conservatory heaters he has a collection of 65.

daisy dukes


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Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 13:41

hmmmm, Smithy, that is a weird fetish...where does he keep them? It must be a nightmare for his wife! If i could, i would collect Barbie Dolls...i thought they were amazing when i was a kid, and loved trying to make clothes for them! Also if you can get vintage ones, they're worth a lot of money!





DD

Smity



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Posts: 826

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 15:38

DD

Fortunatly hes not married , but he has had a garage built and keeps them in there he pays on average £300 he has 1 of them in every room of the house also



Me I collect any 007 stuff. My wife goes mad if she sees me on Ebay

Did bid for a life size danial Craig that was used to advertise Quantum of Soilce and won it for £10o hes not.ed

But it came in usefull some friend had a 007 theme party and we raised £125 for charity. People had thier photo took with him and they looked pretty good



the only saddo



S

Smity



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Posts: 826

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 15:39

Was to finish off by saying Looks like I'm not the only saddo

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 15:39

Jock, message 42 - Is it something to do with a birch? )

daisy dukes


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Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 17:31

I am curious Jock......so tell...NOW!!





DD

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 17:43

msg 41, "minertor ???????? eh"



Just being pedantic DD, Stationery shops are where you buy books, writing materials, etc.



Stationary means standing still.



Tony

fire starter


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Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 17:44

The cafes of the netherregions and queen domitrix

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
24/09/2009 18:06

minerton....oh, er, thanks for that....please don't be turning into another word warden...we have DC for that



DD

Smity



Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 826

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 18:22

Is standing still classed as a fetish Q49

elko2



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Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 18:29

msg 52

Smity,

It all depends on what you are doing while standing there

ismet

Smity



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Posts: 826

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 18:49

Ismet

Good answer

minertor



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Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 18:58

sorry DD, won't do it again.



Tony





No, not THAT

booitsme


Joined: 04/02/2009
Posts: 667

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 19:15

DD - you're not the only female that hates shopping - I absolutely hate it! A friend forced me into going shoping for a dress for her to wear to a wedding, by shop number 486 (only a slight exageration) I really had had enough. In shop number 487 I sat in the middle of the floor and had a tantrum! It worked a treat, she bought the first dress she tried on and never asked me to go shopping ever again



I've been in indulging in one of my favourite things today - I've been decorating a wedding cake! ........ and me and I also have a very beautiful dog who has edible glitter in her fur! In fact the whole kitchen looks like a scene from a Christmas card Happy days.

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
24/09/2009 19:23

booitsme...that sounds wonderful...edible glitter everywhere!! I used to watch a cake decorating show on channel 20...there were competitions in America that were so incredible...i wonder how on earth anyone could actually eat such amazing masterpieces!! Do you do competitions at all? My dogs would never allow a single drop of spillage...it would be licked up and cleaned before i'd have time to get the mop!! LOL



DD

dizzycows


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Message Posted:
24/09/2009 19:45

msg 42.... disgusting! read your thoughts !......

booitsme


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Posts: 667

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 08:37

DD _ I don't enter competitions, my cakes aren't good enough for that! I just make them for friends who need cakes for special occasions, or if they need a nice calorie fix! With our mini dog shaped vacuum cleaner there's not a lot goes to waste here. he only weights just over a kilo but at the rate he's going he'll double that by the time he goes for his 3rd injection!!! I seem to be having a cake baking fest at the moment with wedding cakes, birthday cakes, welcome to Cyprus cakes and an I love that cake cake - do you think this could be my main fettish???

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 11:14

Hi Booitsme,

Could you please contact me off board about some birthday cake advice.



Many Thanks



Hattie

daisy dukes


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Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 12:01

booitsmee....maybe a small business is in the air!!



DD

booitsme


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Posts: 667

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 15:40

DD - I do take orders for cakes but so far it has only been from friends, at least that way if I'm busy or just can't be bothered I can say no! I just love cooking and baking and I even have a cupboard chock full of homemade marmalades and chutney that even my husband with his voracious appetite would struggle to get through! Maybe a stall at Chateau Lambousa could be the next step

daisy dukes


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Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 16:06

Well i shall be at the market tomorrow off loading a bunch of clothing...it would be nice to meet you...come and hunt me down for a natter!



I also have another little joy...i like using sharp scissors and knives to cut things, like paper and or vegies...i could cut strips of paper for hours, but only with really good scissors. I absolutely loathe to cut up stuff with blunt scissors or knives!





DD

hattikins


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Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
25/09/2009 17:43

Edward Scissorhands perhaps !!

daisy dukes


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Message Posted:
25/09/2009 17:59

maybe, but not quite so talented!!





DD

hattikins


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Message Posted:
25/09/2009 19:05

In other ways Daisy, in other ways.