Starange expressions

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 09:56

When trying to convince me to stop smoking, my old uncle Percy used to say:



"Yow'll wake up one mornin' and yow'll be dead"





Can anyone else think of similar funny expressions ?

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 10:39

Would love to now what part of the midlands you come from /NN is it Dudley/Tipton/Wolverhampton ?

Funny saying .

You will be late for your own funeral !!

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 11:21

You'll laugh on the other side of your face. (No, I don't get it, either.)

Blackpoolfan


Joined: 03/12/2008
Posts: 1568

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 11:23

If you break your leg don't come running to me.............

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 11:26

I'm as fit as a fiddle!



Is a fiddle fit?

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 11:35

It's that foggy outside you can't see your hand behind your back !!

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 11:37

Never let your left hand know what your right hand is doing .

Freethinker


Joined: 18/03/2009
Posts: 91

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 11:40

Fit as a butchers dog

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 12:12

If someone's skinny...

Seen more meat on a butchers pencil

Navek

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 12:14

For Del Boy types....

Fly as two monkeys

Navek

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 12:18

Pull that face and you will stay like that forever )

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 12:20

For someone who likes to boast...

A bigger bum than two 4r5eholes

Navek

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 12:27

Kiwi expression:



As slippery as a butcher's pr!ck!

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 12:52

strange actions



Going to the foot of our stairs



Putting a pig on the wall to watch the band goo by



White washing the brook cos its dirty

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 13:13

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle!



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laptagal


Joined: 28/05/2008
Posts: 549

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 13:22

So slow, you will meet yourself coming back

Blackpoolfan


Joined: 03/12/2008
Posts: 1568

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 14:22

Hung like a donkey!!! I wish.....

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 18:50

As uncle paddy used to say, "if me owd dad were alive today, he'd turn in his urn"





Tony

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 20:07

Like his Fatha about the face.....

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 20:08

Fatha allways used to wear a wristwatch....

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 20:16

As Billy Connely said:



"I'll take my hand off your face."



It wasn't the taking off that I was worried about it was the high speed putting on first that scared me !!!!

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 20:17

"You wouldn't want to be found dead with dirty underwear"

everon


Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 956

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 20:43

do you want a smack!!!!! errr yes please!!!!!!!

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 21:08

All 'fur coat and no knickers'...

natalie


Joined: 03/05/2009
Posts: 323

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 21:08

From Ireland.... May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows your dead!!!

Vidal


Joined: 14/05/2009
Posts: 867

Message Posted:
28/09/2009 21:54

well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!