Joke, Donkey Raffle!!!

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
05/10/2009 11:23

Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said,

'Sorry son, but I have some bad news.

The donkey's died.'

Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'

Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me..

I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked,

'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Paddy said, 'I raffled him off.

I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece

and made a profit of £898'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won.





So I gave him his two pounds back



Thanks' Graham,



Navek,

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
05/10/2009 11:34

Good one Navek, very funny ) )

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/10/2009 11:46

very funny brightens up a monday morning xxx