Joke: Blondes are not so Dumb!!

Jimmyboy63


Joined: 16/03/2009
Posts: 400

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 14:16

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of

frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to

take care of the box for him.



She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally

responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he

was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about how much

they cost him and what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.



Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to

announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave

me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.



Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think

moonstone


Joined: 27/08/2009
Posts: 158

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 14:35

hahahahahahah

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 15:06

Redundant coal miner takes his cash on a night out. He'd always wanted to make out with a true blonde. Drives round red light area until he spots a Marylin Monroe (remember her) lookalike. She gets in car and swears she's a natural blonde. In motel they both strip. He points to her nether region, "you swore you were a natural blonde" says he. "how come your hairs black down there then?. "you were a coal miner weren't you?" says she. "what happened if you hit your finger with a hammer?" "it went black" says ex miner. "there you are then" says she " me fannies had some 'ammer"



Tony

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 15:28

Why all the blonde jokes do brunettes or redheads not do dumb things?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 15:41

A redhead goes on vacation to the Caribbean.

Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?"

"I can't tell you" the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.

On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"

"I can't because you will laugh at me" the black man says. There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.

Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it".

The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of you. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in the Caribbean.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 15:44

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead

sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat

down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket

towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and

hands it back.

Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the

theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her

deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.........(continued)..

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 15:45

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to

her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The

guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to

every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 15:52

Nice one Bill makes a change from the blonde jokes!!!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 16:08

very good enjoyed them all. Brunettes and Redheads dont do silly things Nurse we are too serious xxxx

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 16:51

Bill,

Which rule was it that says that you must not post more than one joke per week. Now you have been banned for a week

ismet

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 17:01

Ismet. You are right. I suppose I'll get banned now. Oh, hang on - I never posted a joke last week. Phew that was a close one, I've never been banned before! )

Smity



Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 826

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 17:38

|Love the snow one

DutchCrusader



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Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 19:20

If you like the jokes posted (copied) here, try this link: http://is.gd/42X27 and you have all 62 million plus jokes on the Internet.

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 19:25

Great jokes all of them,

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 21:05

Hans,

We all enjoy the odd joke now and again but 62 million becomes a pain!

ismet

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 21:17

You've got to read joke 47,974,351. It's hilarious! )

DutchCrusader



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Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 21:26

RE msg 16, No1Doyen: (...) You've got to read joke 47,974,351. It's hilarious! (...)

=> Aarrgh! Too late! Deleted! Must have been a dirty one, Bill...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/10/2009 21:33

Don't worry Hans, I'll find you a clean one )