Joke: The Parrot Joke

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 17:34

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,’ Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.'



'What do they say?' the priest inquired.



They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'



That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,



Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem.



I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 17:34

My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying. . That phrase. . In no time.'



Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'



The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:



Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'



There was stunned silence.



Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot



and exclaimed, 'Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
13/10/2009 17:38

FILTH !!!!! Get a Grip, there is married men and sailors that read this forum ..................

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 17:46

Sorry Jock. I apologise to all the married men, sailors and Parrot owners - many of whom I know would take offence to this joke. It certainly won't happen again. Oh, and a special apology to Freddy 'Parrot Face' Davies who may or may not read this forum. )

jock1



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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 17:52

I don't think you realise the gravity of the offence here Bill, I mean for heavens sake who ever heard of a parrot called Frank !!!!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 17:54

Jock. I'm really surprised by your statement. Have you never heard of Frank the Parrot? Perhaps it wasn't Frank - my hearings getting terrible - I can't even read some of these posts!

jock1



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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 18:32

Bill to help your hearing, may i suggest a trip along to nurseawful for an Enema, not sure if you might enjoy it though.

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 18:44

Great Joke Bill, loved it

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 18:51

Jock, are they painfull? My pain threshold is really low.

pilgrim



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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 19:46

good one, thanks

jock1



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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 23:28

That will be up to the nurse bill.......

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 23:34

Bill you are nuts but loved it all the same. Whats with Jock promoting Nurse xxx

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
13/10/2009 23:53

Jock. Did you feel any pain?