Sportsmans Double ? (joke)

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/10/2009 21:14

So I was at this sportsman’s dinner the other night it was getting pretty late my colleges and our clients had already left and I’d had a fair bit to drink.



After going to the bar for last drink to wait for my taxi I got chatting to this very attractive older woman. Turns out she was 60 but she got me thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.



We had a few more drinks together (well more then a few) and we started to snuggle up. She asked me if I ever had a “sportsman’s double?” What’s that I asked? It’s a mother and daughter threesome she said.



Oh I said, well no I haven’t as my mind began to embrace the idea Well it’s your lucky day she said and I began to wonder what this daughter of hers might look like.



After another drink I was really up for it and we left and made our way back to her place. We walked in and the she turned the hallway light on and shouted up the stairs.













Mom are you still awake ?

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/10/2009 21:24

Paddy Black was working in the bank one Monday morning, when in walks a Frenchman wanting a loan.



"Right. A loan. Well, sir, what sort of collateral would you be able to provide?"



The Frenchman pulls a small trinket out of his pocket and shows it to Paddy, who stares at it, a bit perplexed. "Hmm, well, this is a bit irregular, but I will go ask my supervisor. Please wait here.



Paddy goes and explains to the supervisor that a Frenchman has come in and requested a loan, with only some odd trinket to offer as collateral. The supervisor agrees to come out and have a look.



As he approaches Paddy's desk, the Frenchman stands and offers up the trinket for inspection. Immediately upon seeing it, the supervisor shouts out,



"It's a knick-knack, Paddy Black. Give the Frog a loan"

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/10/2009 21:30

Fun with airport tannoy anyone ?



http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
20/10/2009 21:38

What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?

Ones an animal from Australia the others a Geordie stuck in a lift



A friend just called to tell me his wife has left him!!!

she took his Bob Marley collection and satellite dish with her



He's totally Gutted........





No Woman, no Sky