Cutting lawns in the UK.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 2537


Message Posted:
05/05/2008 18:16

Hi All,



Whilst I know that this is not a problem you lot suffer from!.....I tried to mow my lawn today.

Sodden,...looks like a ploughed field .I am totally done in fighting with the lawn mower!

How much is a flight to the TRNC? You don't have to mow swimming pools!



Now then. Some of us working men Watty, have to mow our own lawns. Some of us cannot just sit there munching pheasant sandwiches, drinking Moet. Perhaps if you went to Marsh and Baxter you could buy me some trotters. God only knows I need a transplant!



Do you think Gordon Brown ( the man of the people) will bring in some relief for the working man, or should we be looking to emigrate to sunnier climbs, to get a sustainable quality of life



There must be a better life outside capitalism where the working man has a say! Company

Directors have had it to easy too soon, and it needs to stop! Is the TRNC the place?



wynyardman

Turtle



Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 568


Message Posted:
06/05/2008 18:37

Wyn

Now this is a subject I know a bit about, I sell Mowers for a living to help pay for this puchase in NC so make it easy for yourself and buy a Honda.

Easy perfect cut in double quick time giving you time also to sit and munch black pud and slurp beer after the event.



Happy mowing

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 2013


Message Posted:
06/05/2008 18:40

hi wyn , even simpler , get yourself a gardener , giving you even more time to eat pheasant and drink moet

regards , simba

cruggs



Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 362


Message Posted:
06/05/2008 19:37

hi wyn . what about a ride on mower.then you could get a couple of peasents

too pull it what with the cost of petrol.you could save a packet!!!!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 2537


Message Posted:
06/05/2008 22:33

Hiya Turtle,Simbas and Cruggs,



Would you believe it. The weather in the UK has been fabulous today. Sunshine all day.

Finished mowing the wretched lawns. Actually I have a Honda, but it is knackered like its owner.

Wifes Birthday family bar-BQ this afternoon. Beefburger and sausage stuffed with with black pudding, washed down with large amounts of G&T .Nouvelle cuisine.



Who needs TRNC with weather like this? (pity its only 2 days)



Oh well! Pleasant dreams. (I said pleasant not pheasant Cruggs)



Just booked Pegasus for next visit to TRNC. See Ya all soon!



wyn

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 2013


Message Posted:
07/05/2008 04:34

hi wyn , it certainly was a lovely afternoon , i hope your wife had a lovely birthday , it sounds like you enjoyed it too

regards , simbas

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 2537


Message Posted:
07/05/2008 08:18

Hi Simbas,



Thanks for your good wishes. I believe you are from Tring in Herts. Is that so?



We are from NE England between Middlesbrough and Darlington. There is a world of difference from down ""the South" to "the frozen North."



WE need the sunshine "fix" of the TRNC. You people in the South get it most of the time.

Thats why we need black pudding. To help keep us warm!



Did you enjoy your trip to TRNC? How was Karen and Wayne? Have a good day!



wyn

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 2013


Message Posted:
07/05/2008 08:33

hi wyn , yes i'm live in tring , but you know we get our fair share of grotty weather here too , we had a great time thanks, it all went too quickly , unfortunatly karen had committments could not meet us this time , but hope to meet her next time , enjoy your day

regards , simbas

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 2537


Message Posted:
07/05/2008 08:36

Simbas,



Let me know if you get a cold spell, and I'll send you a bearskin down.



Cheers



wyn.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 2537


Message Posted:
07/05/2008 09:54

Watty,



Have you noted cruggs posting? Might have a point!



pheasants.......peasants......presents....pleasant dreams.



I'm getting confused again,......What with Karen and Wayne missing again!!!



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 1137


Message Posted:
07/05/2008 10:04

Oh no not again !!!!

cooper



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 435


Message Posted:
07/05/2008 18:41

Have they gone off to run another marathon !!



Cooper

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 2537


Message Posted:
07/05/2008 19:01

cooper,



No ! I think they are just running late!



wyn

Pipie


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 1122


Message Posted:
08/05/2008 08:04

Ther's a spa called Champneys at Tring , do you know what it is like ?

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 2013


Message Posted:
08/05/2008 13:39

very exclusive i'm led to believe , sorry i have not been there myself , i hate being poked , pummelled and prodded , each to their own

have a good day , simbas

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 2537


Message Posted:
08/05/2008 23:19

Oh simbas,



At my age, I would love to be,poked, pummelled and prodded.



All offers to...

wynyardman @wynyard UK England.