Haggis kebabs.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 02:08

Jock 1,



We are looking to promote tourism in the TRNC.



Given that our attempt to promote Black Country ethnic cuisine, went down like a Scotsmans sporron in a brothel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, we,wondered what you thought of the prospect of

curried haggis kebab shops.



Washed down with much Efes of course! Gastro Ethnic Pubs.



Karen and Wayne are keen to promote this idea.......when we find them!



wyn

phylray



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 03:08

I have just taken venison haggis to my in-laws in Germany

Don't know if they eaten it yet (canned) but they do like venison!

Spicey food is very popular here in Scotland but haggis is traditonally

a very simple dish for the less priveleged after the lairds had their fill.

It is a healthy food & have seen it sliced & fried in Orkney by Italians

Do as you will with it!

wackyjim



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 11:46

Hi Wyn



I reckon thats the best idea you have had in a long time.....all this nonsense regarding Black Country pubs etc etc!!!!!!



Definitely build a Scottish pub in Esentepe which had regular beer festivals serving haggis when its in season and black puddings the rest of the year. You could also organise an annual Highland games which I'm sure would attract thousands of kilted tourists . What about a Morris dancing competition??? Brass bands from Dudley, Blackheath etc etc etc etc...... Wyn your a genius!!!! TRNC's new minister for tourism.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:03

Jock1



Have you got second sight? My Grandfather used to play in Blackheath Salvation Army Band!



I say used to because he plays a Harp now! That is if they have them down there!



Your idea of kilted tourists is worrying. Esentepe means Windy Hill!!! The mind boggles at the thought.



The rest, beer festivals etc etc, cannot fail.



Is Minister for tourism an honourary post? or well paid with lucrative expenses? beer allowances etc.



wyn

wackyjim



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:10

Wyn



Its Jim



not Jock1.....as far as I know he will be in charge of the cake and candy!!!!

jock1



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:12

Hi Wyn



It seem's like a good idea, I like the idea of wackyjim promoting highland games.... everybody running around tossing their cabers, having you oat's (porridge) first thing in the morning. When we do come over there will be a few heads turning cos i intend to wear my kilt and will be accompanied with my trusty pipes(hope my new neighbour's dont mind) I do agree with you regarding Efes ,black pudding, dont know what Karen and Wayne will think has anybody spotted them?????

dodger



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:13

Great idea,

It may even attract direct flights,

Paul.

jock1



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:14

Jim



I will cake and candy ye !!!!

wackyjim



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:17

Jock1



I only said that cos I think your dead sweet!!!!



jim

jock1



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:20

aye well ok then mutter mutter mutter.............

dodger



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:21

How about an annual hurl the haggis comp winner takes all.

jock1



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:22

Jim we forget to tell them all about our other great export

deep fried mars bars !!!

wackyjim



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:28

Jock... Now your talking!!!!! fandabbydosy

wackyjim



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:31

Dodger



A years supply of Wyns homemade black puddings



jim

dodger



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:36

Are they ledgendary Jim.

Paul.

dodger



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:41

Her indoors does a mean shepherds pie with savoury mince,

Paul.

wackyjim



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 13:43

Paul



Not sure about legendary... notorious sounds about right!!!!!



Jim

newlad



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 20:04

Deep fried mars bars werent they Marianne Faithfuls favourite.

wackyjim



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 20:07

Paul



Where did you hear that?



Jim

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 20:16

Hi Guys,



Are you fellas trying to take over? Just like the Government in Westminster full of yous!

Tossing your cabers and wearing kilts in "Windy Hill" the mind boggles.

Never mind deep fried and battered Mars bars! We were talking of a festival of beer and ethnic cuisine. Black pudding,choclate coated scratchings, and dripping sandwiches. The suggestion of Haggis kebabs curried was said "tongue in cheek". These people deserve the best. I think we should have a referendum.



wyn Minister.

newlad



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 22:40

Jim,

Mick Jagger told me,

Paul.



Wyn,

I think we should go for proportional representation on this one,

Paul.

hattikins


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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 22:40

Wyn,

You naughty boy, you know we can,t have dripping sandwiches because you would have to put salt on them, that would first of all upset Grey Gordon ( well everything does just lately) plus it would make you thirsty then you would want to drink more water and you know the problems we have there, so, back to the oatcakes and Wrights pies.

Hattikins.

newlad



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 22:46

Hatikins,

Whats the matter with grey gordon?

Regards,

Paul.

newlad



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Message Posted:
09/05/2008 22:55

Hatikins,

Does Wynard have a bladder problem,

Paul.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
10/05/2008 00:30

Hi All,



I have checked with my medical practitioner over this alledged bladder problem. We do not know but we will come back on that. It was Gordon Brown that drove me to drink! Now you can't have a pint without a bag of scratchings. So I blame the Labour Government........

Politically speaking.....there its made me thirsty again!

Now what all this has to do about curried haggis kebabs. I dont know! That took us on to the infiltration of all these Scots in Westminster running the UK.....there I'm thirsty again! Mines a pint and a bag of scratchins.......Oh my poor liver!...Now Hattikins...What all this has to do with Wrights pies, I fail to see!......never heard of them!!! I thoiught John 2 Jags (or was it fingers Prescott) eat all the pies in the UK (he didn't swallow...heard that one before) and

that takes us back to this wretched Government. Now I'm thirsty again.....Mines a pint and a bag of scratchins......This bloody GOVERNMENT!



Minister of Tourism...Does it carry lucrative expenses and a beer allowance?

hattikins


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Message Posted:
10/05/2008 00:32

Hi Paul,

Our Scottish PM Grey Gordon likes to be involved in every aspect of our lives, especially our health, hence the huge taxes on booze and ciggies he keeps increasing in order to look after our minds and bodies. Salt is almost class A now, pure, white and deadly, causing a rise in blood pressure, so no more dripping sandwiches.

As for Wyns bladder I really don,t know, I seem to recall him talking a lot about the Baggies but whether or not that is a form of male underwear for gents with problems down there I can,t say.



Hattikins

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
10/05/2008 01:02

Hattikins,



First Division Lass! First Division.!



(I did enjoy the male underware comment though!)



Talking of "down there" did I ever tell you that, It was the softest little thing, that kept me out of The Luton Girls Choir!



wyn

newlad



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Message Posted:
10/05/2008 16:06

Wyn,

You really crack me up mate keep smiling,

Paul.

billybob


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Message Posted:
12/05/2008 06:19

Win with wyn

deep fried ice creem

Ken livingston for prime minster

wynyardman



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Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
12/05/2008 08:33

Hey billybob,



Whats going on here?

In your last two postings ......... You used the word crikey......then..Ken Livingstone for

Prime Minister..........

Is that you Boris?



wyn