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No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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Message Posted:
04/11/2009 13:06 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 7 in Discussion |
| I was walking past the mental hospital the other day.
All the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'
The fence was too high to look over, so I looked through a hole in the planks to see what was going on.....
Some crazy b****** poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'... |
nurseawful
Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934
Message Posted:
04/11/2009 13:11 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 7 in Discussion |
| Nice one Bill. That will teach you to be nosey! |
smithy
Joined: 17/07/2008
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Message Posted:
04/11/2009 13:19 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 7 in Discussion |
| Bill that was hilarious
would have been 15 if I had walked past  ) |
No1Doyen
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04/11/2009 13:41 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 7 in Discussion |
| The head doctors in a lunatic asylum have a meeting and decide that one of their patients is potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies.
When they get to the movie theater, there are 'wet paint' signs pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down but the patient puts a newspaper down first and then sits down.
The doctors get all excited because they think he may be in touch with reality now. So they ask him: "Why did you put the newspaper down first?"
He answers: "So I'd be higher and have a better view." |
No1Doyen
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Message Posted:
04/11/2009 13:43 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 7 in Discussion |
| After hearing that one of the patients in the mental asylum had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of the bathtub, the asylum director called him to his office...
Director: Mr Bush, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you are ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved, later killed himself with a rope around his neck!
Mr Bush: Oh, he didn't kill himself. I hung him up to dry |
flightholiday
Joined: 19/07/2007
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Message Posted:
04/11/2009 14:18 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 7 in Discussion |
| No 6 got me - nice |
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