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dizzycows


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Message Posted:
04/11/2009 21:14

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A burglar breaks into a house. He see's a C.D player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his torch wondering "What the HELL Was That?" He spots some cash on the table and takes it.... Once again he hears that voice "JESUS is Watching You". He hides in the corner trying to find where the voice came from.



He spots a bird cage with a parrot in it! He goes overand asks " Was that your voice?" It said "YES", he then says "Whats your name?" It says "MOSES". The burglar says, "What kind of person names his bird moses???"

The parrot replies "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".



smithy


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Message Posted:
04/11/2009 21:49

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Didnt know that was coming great joke



LaptaMike


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Message Posted:
04/11/2009 22:05

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lol great joke



baldeagle


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Message Posted:
04/11/2009 22:17

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Very old joke but still made me laugh.



Lilli



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Message Posted:
04/11/2009 23:42

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dizz loved it xxxx



dizzycows


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Message Posted:
05/11/2009 00:28

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Yea, Im daft as a brush, have loads more but forgotten them, they only surface now and again, lolxx



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