Small Change ( cheeky)

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
12/05/2008 15:20

A young woman rang her mum after twelve months of marriage to say that she was leaving her husband, when mum asked why she said it was due to his perverse sexual preferences. She said that he had developed a liking for anal sex and she was not happy about it, she said it was making her bum sore and her back passage had gone from the size of a five pence piece to that of a fifty pence piece.

Mum thought it through and after much consideration she said to her daughter, " you live in a mansion, you drive a Mercedes sports car, you have a Platinum card and you go on holiday four times a year, are you really willing to give all of that up for the sake of forty five pence."

lesleyd



Joined: 05/06/2007
Posts: 265

Message Posted:
12/05/2008 18:04

A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy

to speak to the chemist.

The Scot opens his sporran (The pouch worn in the front

of the kilt, which serves as a pocket)and pulls out a

neatly folded cotton bandanna, unfolds it to reveal a

smaller silk square, which he also unfolds to reveal a

condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. He

holds it up, and eyes it critically.

"How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.

"Six pence," says the pharmacist.

"How much for a new one?"

"Ten pence," says the pharmacist.

The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the

cotton bandanna, places it in his sporran and marches

out the door of the pharmacy, kilt swinging.

A moment or two later the pharmacist hears a great shout

go up, followed by an even greater shout.

The Scot walks back into the pharmacy, and again speaks

to the pharmacist. "The regiment has taken a vote," the

Scot says. "We'll have a new one."