Joke: For NewScoop and GoonerStan

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
11/11/2009 12:20

The Mighty Tottenham are having a meeting on the eve of a match against Arsenal: "Look lads, I know Arsenal are absolutely shite and we don't want to play them, but we have to or face the wrath of the FA

Robbie Keane peps up: "I've an idea, boss. Why don't you all go down to the pub and let me play them on my own, after all, I'm good enough to beat them myself. And remember, they are totally shite!!"

"Brilliant idea, Keano," says Redknapp, "let's do that!"

On the day of the game, the lads are in the pub playing pool when Crouch remembers the match is on. He flicks the teletext on and up comes the score: TOTTENHAM 1[KEANE 10 min], ARSENAL 0 The lads cheer and get the drinks in.

At about 4.50 pm, they go to the teletext again and up comes the score: TOTTENHAM 1[KEANE 10 min] ARSENAL 1 (93 min]

"Oh [beep!] that!" cries Renknapp, "What the f*** went wrong?"

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
11/11/2009 12:20

They all leave the bar and jump into taxis and head back to shite hart lane. They rush in to find Keane sitting in the dressing room with his head in his hands.

"Well KEANO, what the hell happened?!?" screams REDKNAPP. KEANO protests, "it was all going well and I had the game under control, when the fu**ing ref sent me off in the 12th minute."

Lambousa Gordon


Joined: 03/11/2007
Posts: 1992

Message Posted:
11/11/2009 14:51

Borne out by the drubbing the mighty Arsenal served up to Spurs recently.

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
11/11/2009 14:57

Gordon a gunner? I am in shock, although it's good to see that you are not one of these Chelsea supporters that have come out of the woodwork over the last 3 years!

newscoop


Joined: 23/12/2007
Posts: 2197

Message Posted:
11/11/2009 21:01

Gordon;



You really have to develop a sense of humour!

AlexF065


Joined: 07/09/2009
Posts: 271

Message Posted:
11/11/2009 23:36

well I thought the "spuds" had a sence of humor

when during their ground refurbishments they took pity on their fans and turned the seats out to face the markets as they moved better than the team



made me lmao

newscoop


Joined: 23/12/2007
Posts: 2197

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 06:41

This from a team that had pictures of fans behind the goal when the north bank was being renovated.



Mind you they were noisier than the Emirates set!