Joke: The GiraffE test _ Youll love it

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 22:14

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.



2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.



The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend ? The Elephant. You just put him in the fridge.



Ok, even if you did not answer the first questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.

How do you manage it?



You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending

the Animal Meeting.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 22:18

Ivor, very clever. )

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 22:26

You caught me out

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 23:04

Ivor is the crocodile an animal??????????

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
14/11/2009 15:45

Oh dear ! Sit down and let me explain.

There are currently 2 categories on the palnet. Animal & veg, Within Veg there is fruit ( no not Julian Clairey he's in the naimla category) Let m eknow If I'm going too fast.



Lettuce, Sprout, Cabbage etc = Veg

Apple, Plum, Orange = Fruit (Veg)

Man, Horse, Elephant, Snake, Croc, Budgie, Hamster, Dog, Wolf, Mouse, Butterfly, Ant etc = Animal



How ddi you get on with the test? Joking aside I don't know anyone that got it all the way thru, a couple caught on after the elephant in the fridge but most failed