joke......a magician v parrot

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
12/11/2009 23:06

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.



There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show.



"LOOK, ITS NOT THE SAME HAT"

"LOOK, HE IS HIDING THE FLOWERS UNDER THE TABLE"

" HEY WHY ARE ALL THE CARDS THE ACE OF SPADES"



The magician was furious but couldnt do anything, it was,after all, the captains parrot.



One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot of course.



They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another and another.



After a week the parrot said: "OK, OK, I give up. Where's the boat"

eastendjoker


Joined: 24/04/2008
Posts: 166

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 00:29

well i liked it !

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 00:45

thats really funny,i enjoyed that one,thanks.

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 07:30

Spot on, great

jacktheladett


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 528

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 07:52

thats really good

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 15:32

Clean but funny, more soon. lol x