Joke:Lady with Glass Eye

Jimmyboy63


Joined: 16/03/2009
Posts: 400

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 11:26

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place...

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he s

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 11:32

...."You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"



"No," she replies.........



"You just happened to catch my eye."



The old ones are the best!

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 16:43

That was a good one Keith, true the old ones are the best

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 17:12

very funny xxx

keithcaley



Joined: 13/06/2008
Posts: 2521

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 20:09

Actually it wasn't even my joke - I think that Jimmyboy63 ran out of characters, but didn't notice... so I 'Googled' the joke and posted the punchline



memo to self: I MUST get out more, I MUST get out more, I MUST get out more...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 23:40

I'm keeping an eye out for more of those jokes. )