Joke: Never lie to a woman

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 13:49

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.



We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."



The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.



The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.



The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?



He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"



You'll love the answer...



























The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 13:51

What a smart woman good joke )

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 14:09

Aslan

You have e-mail

AJ

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 14:14

Very good Aslan and now AJ's dropped you aline !!!!



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Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
13/11/2009 14:20

Apologies, I will take Forum rule 9 into consideration and cheer people up just once a week as required by our forum administrators.