Joke: A Cuban, Scot, German and a Turk on a train

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
14/11/2009 10:58

The four men are sat in the same compartment when the Cuban takes out a fat cigar, lights it takes a drag and throws the cigar out the window, astonished the Turk asks why he did it, the Cuban replied "where I am from there are so many cigars, we don't need to smoke a whole one", a little later the Scot takes out a bottle of 150 year old malt, opens takes a swig and throws the bottle out of the window, again the Turk questions why and the Scot replies "that where he is from there is so much whiskey that taking a swig and throwing the rest is the norm", some time later the German throws the Turk out of the window!!







Note this is my last joke for the week and as per email received from the admin regarding 44forum rule 9 I will post just one joke a week in future

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
14/11/2009 11:05

Will miss your jokes, will wait until next week )

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
14/11/2009 11:25

hehe, just sent that to my friend, substituting Englishman for German and pakistani for Turk ;-)

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
14/11/2009 11:35

Ouch! the list goes on!!

proger1



Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 2919

Message Posted:
14/11/2009 11:36

Great joke Aslan but find me one scotsman who would ever throw away an unfinished bottle of 10 year old whiskey and I'll by you a bottle myself, let alone throw away a 150 year old.

karakum5c



Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 1021

Message Posted:
14/11/2009 12:28

Och aye a terrible waste.............it would be a terrible sin you ken !

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
14/11/2009 13:29

Who's Ken?

kaiserphil


Joined: 14/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
14/11/2009 18:54

As a matter of interest, there are more Turks in Berlin than Germans!

kaiserphil


Joined: 14/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
14/11/2009 18:55

As a matter of interest, there are more Turks in Berlin than Germans!

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
15/11/2009 00:49

I can't see any Scot throwing good whisky away, especially malt, but 15o yr. old???

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
15/11/2009 01:03

Aslan, didn't realise you were of a far eastern background. No insult intended but you did start with the racist joke ;-)

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
15/11/2009 08:03

I wept when i read it..............