New Pandemic (joke) Continued

Smiffies


Joined: 19/05/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
27/11/2009 12:58

Continued.



If not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick.



Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early, can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.



Cheers smiffies!





NOTE

If you find you are complaining a lot, it may be that it has mutated into Whine Flu. This is particularly common in men and can quickly spread to their partners where the symptoms are detected as a serious case of eye-rolling.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/11/2009 13:25

Apparently the symptoms of swine flu are; sweating, excessive body odour and laziness.



No wonder it went unnoticed for so long in Mexico.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/11/2009 13:27

This little piggy went to market,

This little piggy stayed at home,

This little piggy had roast beef,

This little piggy had none.

And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/11/2009 13:32

My wife was rushed into hospital last night suffering from swine flu.

I was in a state of shock, my hands were shaking and with a lump in my throat I nervously asked the doctor the question I hoped I would never have to ask...

How the hell do you use the washing machine?