xxxxJoke, but didn't think soxxx

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 16:34

Please pass on to all your female friends..



Please please please make yourselves aware of where this is happening AND tell your friends.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' Scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Morrisons in Harwood for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works :

Two seriously good looking young men with foreign accents come over to your car and help pack your shopping into the boot. They then both start cleaning your windscreen. Their firm young bodies bulging out of their skimpy vest tops. It's impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip they'll say 'No' instead they will ask you for a lift to another store, in my case Tesco's in Horwich, you agree and they both get into the back seat, on the way they start undressing and both get completely naked. Then when you pull over to remonstrate, cont.....

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 16:48

This part needs to be at top

Mindy



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Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 17:25

sorry for bodging this up and not having both parts running together. technophobe i'm afraid......

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 17:27

Mindy. What happens when you pull over?

harita


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 1343

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 17:27

Will this help





One of them starts kissing you and touching you intimately and thrusting himself against you while the other one steals your purse



I had my purse stolen, May 4th, 9th,10th twice on the 15th, 17th 20th 24th and 29th, also June 1st 4th twice on the 6th 3 times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend.



So be warned!!!!







P.S. Lidl have purses on sale for 1.99 each



Aldi's are 1.75 and look nicer.

harita


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 1343

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 17:29

To think I've done all my shopping at the Reebok ASDA

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 17:40

Harita

Thanks for that bit of editing

ripoffrock


Joined: 05/08/2008
Posts: 255

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 18:16

Well, come on Mindy, "then you pulled over"?

Mindy



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Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 18:21

Ripoffrock

see message 5 for conclusion

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 19:13

Now I know why I am going back ) will it happen in Waitrose

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 19:17

dunno about Waitrose, but i'm gonna start staking out Tempo...you never know...these men definitely need to be bought in for a good old fashioned seeing to!!





DD

Mindy



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Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
03/12/2009 19:31

oo la la DD

Mindy



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Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
04/12/2009 14:17

Ladies

Don't be getting any ideas when you go to the petrol station and the young man starts washing your windscreen.

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
04/12/2009 14:20

ideas?? MOI??? hehehe



DD