Joke: Not the steering wheel gag

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
04/12/2009 23:55

A man went into a pub with a steering wheel between his legs.And the landlord said to him, hey did you know that you had a steering wheel between your legs,and the man said yes i know its driving me nuts,

Paul.

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
05/12/2009 00:29

What do you give an elephant with the runs





















plenty of room.

sporty


Joined: 06/12/2007
Posts: 685

Message Posted:
05/12/2009 00:35

chap walks into a bar- ouchhh!

Vidal


Joined: 14/05/2009
Posts: 867

Message Posted:
05/12/2009 00:56

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea.



It doesn't enhance your sexual performance



but it does stop your biscuits going soft.

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
05/12/2009 07:05

good one Paul

swannee7


Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 394

Message Posted:
05/12/2009 20:06

A crocodile walks into a pub and plonks himself down on the nearest bar stool. He says nothing to anyone and doesn't order any drinks. After an hour of this the pub landlord asks the crocodile: ' you alright, mate?' to which the reptile answers: ' yup, I'm fine'. 'Why the long face, then?' comments mein host.