Joke: Brummy Tipper Truck Driver

IvorBankloan



Joined: 14/08/2009
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
09/12/2009 23:39

A Brummy truck driver goes into a pub and orders a Guiness and a pie, He asked the Ostridge with him what she wanted. I'll have the same as you please.



Next weekend th truck driver goes in to the pub and orders a Stella and a pork pie. He asked the Ostridge with im what she wanted. Oh, I'd like the same as you please.



This goes on for some weeks before the truckers ordered a large JD with ice and a cheese sanwich. He asked the Ostridge what she wanted and the reply was, I want a large JD with ice and a cheese sandwich.



The barman said, what's with this week after week you bring that effin Orstridge in here and go thru the ritual of ordering the same thing twice.



well mate, I was tipping just down the road and I noticed a brass lamp amongst the soil so i cleaned it up on my shirt and Genie popped out. He said i could have 1 wish granted.



and? said the barman . . .



I wished for a bird with a big arse and long legs that would agree with anything I said.

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
10/12/2009 08:15

Didnt see that punch line coming )