How Fights Start ( joke )

stevie-d



Joined: 13/07/2007
Posts: 1420

Message Posted:
10/12/2009 09:03

How Fights Start









My wife sat

down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She

asked, 'What's on TV?'



I said, 'Dust.'



And then

the fight started...







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My wife and I

were watching "Who Wants To Be A

Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her

and said, "Do you want to have sex?"



"No," she

answered.



I then said, "Is that your final

answer?"



She didn't even look at me this time, simply

saying, "Yes."



So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a

friend."



And then the fight started....





How Fights Start

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
10/12/2009 09:07

Nice one Steve